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Threesomes, jealously, and confusion...oh my

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Easiest thing.

Sit down for a nice movie together. Chasing Amy would be my suggestion.

Then beat the stupid out of him with a crowbar.



There's a reason I like you, Alex. You don't waste your time with finesse when simply unleashing the furies of hell will do.:D

Walt

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There's a reason I like you, Alex. You don't waste your time with finesse when simply unleashing the furies of hell will do.:D



Yeah, but he's a real shit when it comes to answering his mail, etc. :|

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Wait a second here.

Most guys love filth! Sweaty from a run? Who cares baby! Take it off! They'll lick the pooh-nani from top to bottom (and I do mean bottom!) They'll kiss sweaty armpits, stick their tongues down our earholes and fingers in our ooh ahhs and do all sorts of pervy things. But the idea of the place where a girl pees from grosses you out?

:D

That's just too funny.

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I'd rather have one truly extraordinary woman who loves me and really, really means it.



Me too!!! Then she can call her hot friend over, we get really drunk in the hot tub, they start passionately kissing each other and undressing me.... Hmmm, I'll be back, I need to find a sock! :D
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

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I'd rather have one truly extraordinary woman who loves me and really, really means it.



Me too!!! Then she can call her hot friend over, we get really drunk in the hot tub, they start passionately kissing each other and undressing me.... Hmmm, I'll be back, I need to find a sock! :D



Ok, now *that's* funny!

Walt

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:S



You couldn't possibly understand, it requires a penis! :D:D:D



Oh no, I don't think so.

I think it merely requires a level of maturity I can't begin to downgrade to.

I'll tell you what. I'm all for "a wide variety of experience." But when you're treating other human beings as nothing more than meat, possessions, prizes, something is off.

Way off.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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All guys want threesomes huh? :S:S:S

There are some guys out there, who's woman is woman enough for them.;) Please don't make generalizations about all men. ( do you know every single man and have you asked them if they want a threesome? no? didn't think so:|) :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S



Ok, I think I've made it pretty clear that I like women--a lot!

I'm not interested in a threesome at all. I'd rather have one truly extraordinary woman who loves me and really, really means it.

Walt


Thank you for proving me right WaltB|


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But the idea of the place where a girl pees from grosses you out?



You think that's funny, you'll love this - I can't stand feet. I can't even stand looking at them, not even my own. Sucking on toes? Forget it. If the fate of the human race depended on me licking someone's toes.... well... what can I say.... we're all screwed.
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I have mail?

This is the first day in several weeks where I've been conscious of anything. I can even feel my legs again!



Well, not mail, exactly. But a message.

And work is no excuse. :|

rl
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You couldn't possibly understand, it requires a penis! :D:D:D



Oh no, I don't think so.

I think it merely requires a level of maturity I can't begin to downgrade to.

I'll tell you what. I'm all for "a wide variety of experience." But when you're treating other human beings as nothing more than meat, possessions, prizes, something is off.

Way off.

rl



If you're treating another person as a mere possession you really need to get your priorities straightened out. If you feel you 'own' someone you'll wake up one morning all alone and never realize why.
If you respect them, cherish the time you have together, treat them as your equal you will never be alone. They will be with you always, even when they aren't physically with you....
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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But the idea of the place where a girl pees from grosses you out?



You think that's funny, you'll love this - I can't stand feet. I can't even stand looking at them, not even my own. Sucking on toes? Forget it. If the fate of the human race depended on me licking someone's toes.... well... what can I say.... we're all screwed.



Oh sorry, I was in the bathroom PEEING. OUT OF MY VAGINA again.

You aren't going to believe this but there are men out there that WORSHIP feet! I'm serious! They love em. There are even entire DVDs devoted to foot worship and foot sex.

So to conclude this conversation, you are different. Therefore what you say doesn't apply to everyone.

So neener neener.

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I always felt that it was unfair that hardcore pornography is usually blocked by company firewalls but that you could access famousfootwear.com.

No matter what sort of pavlovian experiments i performed on myself I still can't get hard at the sight of a pair of pumps.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

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I do threesomes all the time. I use both my Right Hand and my Left hand (At the same time even!!!):P

But lately I think my Left hand has been getting jealous cause my Right has better rhythm and is usually the one to get the job DONE!!

What should I do to make sure my Left doesn't feel neglected??

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do you know every single man and have you asked them if they want a threesome?



Nope. I haven't asked all men if they have a penis either, but I think it's a fairly accurate generalization.



So all men... Please refer to the following
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I think I under the all men category...
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Tell him to step back from the porn. This will not bring you together, and your giving him permission to have another women while you watch. This would be the first step into another and another....

Who am I to tell you what you know in your heart to be true. This has nothing to do with you and everything to do with him, if you were my sister, I would incourage you to leave.

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