Why do men like monkeys?

[BillyVance 34]

Just saw a little blurb in the internet news that The Rock was going to do a remake of the Clint Eastwood movie "Any Which Way You Can", which had Clyde, that lovable orangutan... What'll we see this time?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[FeetFlyer 0]

I like makak
I like to play with makak
Sometimes I let girls play with makak

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[crotalus01 0]

i can dislike them because i was bitten by one in Cambodia and had to get post exposure rabies vaccinations when i got back to the states

As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Just saw a little blurb in the internet news that The Rock was going to do a remake of the Clint Eastwood movie "Any Which Way You Can", which had Clyde, that lovable orangutan... What'll we see this time?

Dang, I don't think The Rock has the drole sense of humor Clint has. If they make it, I'm sure it'll be some overblown, bad-ass, big budget bore.

[happythoughts 0]

They say that monkeys have the intelligence of a 3-4 yo human. They can be potty-trained. If you dress them up, they mind fairly well in public. They pay for their half of the beer and don't care if you look at other monkeys.

[Vectracide 0]

If it puts you at rest....I absolutely hate monkeys. I despise them all. Especially the little fuckers that steal your shit in the villages. And if you try to beat the little bastards they all gang up on you. They are like little hairy gang bangers.

I do believe that I would enjoy a day shooting the little fuckers from branches and feeding the indigenous people. Or just sharp shooting the ones in the village that get out of line.

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[NWFlyer 2]

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If it puts you at rest....I absolutely hate monkeys.

Perhaps you're not a man, then.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Vectracide 0]

Well, there is a long line of women that would disagree with you.

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[ExAFO 0]

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I was just wondering...

You have to touch the monkey before you get an answer.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[Broke 0]

This may have allready been covered, but monkeys are cool

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[Peej 0]

And some women even like (sky)monkeys, just ask katiebear

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[happythoughts 0]

Did you see the monkeys on the Superbowl ads?

Now, THAT was funny.

[skinnyshrek 0]

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And some women even like (sky)monkeys, just ask katiebear

I did she said no. Only wants hime for his money and RC airplane i believe

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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Scrolling thru thread to find spanking references...and I come up with...

Just 2.

Weird.

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