Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

[leroydb 0]

Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order

2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his
students when he flatly stated that for once and for all he was going to
prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted:

"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by.

" I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this
platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God
saying,

"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of
seconds when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving overseas and
newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The
students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The
SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The
class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor
came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the
front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he
shouted:

"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you
do that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like a
jerk!!! So he sent me!!"

ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[freeflyimpaired 0]

I liked that alot.
Is it true?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Ahh, that's one of my fav's.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[bobsled92 0]

NOW that was poetic justice.

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[windcatcher 0]

good one. Thanks for sharing

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[freeflir29 0]

True or not it's good shit.........but SEALs are pussies.

[vmsfreaky1 0]

I'd have to say its rather lame.

[leroydb 0]

good thing I am not a seal... I am just a deck jockey with a fully automatic M4A1, adjustable shoulderstock, etc.... I am noting special...

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[outlawhottie 0]

That was great. Thanks for sharing it.

[freeflir29 0]

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I am just a deck jockey with a fully automatic M4A1, adjustable shoulderstock, etc....

So you DO admit to being in the Navy?




I'm just giving you shit bro. I have friends who are SEAL's so I give them as much shit as I can. One really good friend that had two of the most hardcore jobs in the Air Force BEFORE he turned down an NFL contract to become a SEAL. I still think he should have played for a year or two just to get a nest egg before he went to BUDS. Dave's just crazy like that.

[leroydb 0]

no I am in the ARMY ... kewl story bout ur friends

PS I can shoot pretty well even under pressure

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[Dougjumper 0]

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True or not it's good shit.........but SEALs are pussies.

Tread very Carefully....on the Second Part

[freeflir29 0]

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Tread very Carefully....on the Second Part

SQUEELS?

[leroydb 0]

squeel team 6?

All joking aside, Each military has its own special people that "do bad things to bad people"

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[salling772 0]

can you swim 3 miles with no wetsuit in 43 f. water?

in buds you do that two times a day

i have watch buds training in person for 3 day of there hell week.

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[br0k3n 0]

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I'd have to say its rather lame.

I would have to agree with you......

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[freeflir29 0]

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can you swim 3 miles with no wetsuit in 43 f. water?

Is this a trick question? I'm over 30........I played all those games when I was younger.......no more for me thanks.

[Superman32 0]

That's great

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[Shark 0]

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can you swim 3 miles with no wetsuit in 43 f. water?

Uh, the water temp in Coronado rarely dips below 54 in winter. They'd probably die of exposure before they finished the three miles.

[eb66to77 0]

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True or not it's good shit.........but SEALs are pussies.

Oh man, this has got to be one of the funniest and most unbelievable threads I have ever seen. Is anyone here a SEAL? Keep this thing going, I have never seen anything funnier in my entire life. A "deck? jockey" with a collapsible butt stockfully automatic. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tonto 1]

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2. Know when to act without hesitation

So.... what took him so long?

t

It's the year of the Pig.

[usskydiver 0]

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2. Know when to act without hesitation

So.... what took him so long?

t

One must always evaluate the situation and possible outsomes.....

[mischo 0]

SEALs are pussies! How you doin Matt?
Mish

[Tonto 1]

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2. Know when to act without hesitation

One must always evaluate the situation and possible outsomes.....

"Know when to act" and "Always evaluate" are worlds apart.

Dicking around for 15 min evaluating whether to bash a proffesor in the teeth is a lifetime.

That kind of dithering is unacceptable.

t

It's the year of the Pig.

[usskydiver 0]

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2. Know when to act without hesitation

One must always evaluate the situation and possible outsomes.....

"Know when to act" and "Always evaluate" are worlds apart.

Dicking around for 15 min evaluating whether to bash a proffesor in the teeth is a lifetime.

That kind of dithering is unacceptable.

t

Good point but consider this...he was not under fire when "2. Know when to act without hesitation" is an absolute requirement. If true, he had time to evaluate the situation and possible outcomes.

You always have time to evaluate. You no not always have the same amount of time to evaluate.