Best Blonde Joke Of All Time

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[GTAVercetti 0]

I don't get it. Where is the joke?

notice this -->

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[Girlfalldown 0]

OMG I'm dying here!

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[mcneill79 0]

No someone has to post a link to DZ.com somewhere

[AshDeBash 0]

Oh dear!
Took me about ten links before the light suddenly turned on.
Is there any relationship between grey and blonde hair?!!!

[azureriders 0]

Everyone has plenty of Blonde jokes and this one is very good, but do you know what you get when you take a blonde and remover her impulse control?








































A RED HEAD

[Lolie 0]

I clicked back for a while (yes, I got it on the second page; I just thought it was fun to see where people would find it and then post it). One of the best quotes, from someone's weblog:

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Help! Any chance I could get you to take down the link? I've delinked Madame Levy and she's delinked Ali... we're running out of bandwidth downstream and you would be doing me a big favor! Thanks in advance!
Frank

-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

[Remster 30]

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I got it on the second page

Where? I still dont get it....

Remster

[seejanefall 0]

only two clicks for this brunette.

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PMS #394

[Darius11 12]

Thats funny as hell but you have to click 25 times to get to it

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[RhondaLea 4]

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Where? I still dont get it....

Psssst, Rémi... this isn't a sex thread. There's nothing kinky for some unsuspecting victim to explain.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Thats funny as hell but you have to click 25 times to get to it

You're evil.

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[labrys 0]

Someone needs to share this with the rock climbers

Owned by Remi #?

[Bayouth 0]

Two links...

I give it big style points... Level of difficulty is up there also....

9.375 Overall...

-- Yeah... I'm the tall one...

[Orchid 0]

only two clicks for this brunette.

[Icon134 0]

I got it after the first link... no blond on my head..

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Broke 0]

An old joke. In a new way.

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[Girlfalldown 0]

This reminds me of my favorite blonde song.

Cause I'm a blonde b l i n g
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

Cause I'm a blonde b l i...oh I don't know!

When I grow up I want to be a vetranarian because I really love children.

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[Broke 0]

Cause I'm a blond
Yeah Yeah yeah

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[Girlfalldown 0]

Who cares if I can't spell VW? I gotta Porsche!

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[Broke 0]

Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blond, and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah


I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me


I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what?
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blond, nya nya nya
'Cause I'm a blond, nya nya nya

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well I got a TV show and this was my audition
Um okay, what was it okay um, don't tell me oh yeah okay
Duck Magnum, duck!
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me


I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.



'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[Zennie 0]

OK here's my all-time fave...

Note To Blondes: It's an audio clip.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[jtval 0]

Suh-WEET.!

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[steveorino 7]

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Oh dear!
Took me about ten links before the light suddenly turned on.
Is there any relationship between grey and blonde hair?!!!

Now I don't feel so bad -- only took me 5! And my hair definitely NOT blonde

steveOrino

[PLFXpert 0]

I clicked your link...then the next...then figured it out

<---smart blonde

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.