The_Don 0 #26 February 1, 2006 Your names Bob? Well bob down and kiss my ass !! How ya doin man? You in GA??I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #27 February 1, 2006 QuoteNo, I dont drink anymore so an initiation with liquor wont work for me. Barbie is cool, maybe a three way with Mel? MMM three way... oh wat you're talking about jumping aren't youDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #28 February 1, 2006 So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #29 February 1, 2006 You don't have to drink for the initiation...others suck tequilla from your belly button so you can lay back, relax, and enjoy As for the initiation jump...game on! Kuhlio! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #30 February 1, 2006 Listen you insignificant speck of Deityrethic Phlegm.... I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.. We all Know The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Your intellect rivaled only by garden tools. You are Living Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. You are a prime candidate for natural deselection. If brains were taxed, you would get a rebate. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "She knows so little and knows it so fluently." You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would. Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist. (Hows That work for you??) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #31 February 1, 2006 Stolen and modified from a version Gareth posted about Deuce. "She has the grace of two gorillas tied loosely together and the face of a bulldog chewing on a wasp" It fits an old boss of mine PERFECTLY! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #32 February 1, 2006 _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #33 February 1, 2006 Phew.. take a couple steps back there penis breath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #34 February 1, 2006 Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #35 February 1, 2006 !QuotePhew.. take a couple steps back there penis breath. ROTFLMAO!!! Okay that shit was funny! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #36 February 1, 2006 Dont dare me to bring my cards to Dublin _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #37 February 1, 2006 Hey, it's not my fault that you're a cum guzzling gutter slut with a 10-dick-a-day habit. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #38 February 1, 2006 Are you saying that if she had as many sticking out as she's had stuck in, she's look like a porcupine?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #39 February 1, 2006 QuoteDont dare me to bring my cards to Dublin Bring the cards, bring your rig. Just bring your ass to Dublin ! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #40 February 1, 2006 QuoteHey, it's not my fault that you're a cum guzzling gutter slut with a 10-dick-a-day habit. Blues, Dave mouth like a chicken coop, cocks flying in and out all day -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #41 February 1, 2006 Now if I could just find one the right size Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #42 February 1, 2006 wow,hey you're funny on so many levels that Im gonna need a frickin elevator. badda bing!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #43 February 1, 2006 your a whuffo.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #44 February 1, 2006 I can't hear you, but I probably don't want to if I could. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #45 February 1, 2006 Holy crap. They'd be scraping ugly off of you for a week. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidlayne 5 #46 February 1, 2006 Smegma breath.I don't care how many skydives you've got, until you stepped into complete darkness at 800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs of parachute, son you are still a leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #47 February 1, 2006 You suck, your sister sucks and your mother would have sucked if I'd had 5 bucks! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #48 February 1, 2006 Your ass sucks air. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #49 February 1, 2006 These are great! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #50 February 1, 2006 Your wealth of ignorance is astounding. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
