waltappel 1 #1 January 30, 2006 I was sitting around recently, my mind wallowing in the gutter like usual, when I got an e-mail from a very dear woman friend. "Hey Walt, do you like candles and Leather?" Why, oh why did my filthy mind immediately think of S&M?!!!! I don't even like S&M!!! I am sooooooooo not into pain! Without any hesitation, though, here was my response: Quote "If you're talking about dripping candle wax, I've never tried that because my own skin is kind of sensitive and I've never really caught on to the leather thing. The whole idea of getting naked with you on a cool leather couch really turns me on, though. If you would be willing to explain the candle thing and leather to me, you'll have my undivided attention. Be forewarned, though. If you do explain it I will probably want to come over and do every nasty thing that you could ever possibly want me to do to you. " Now I should explain that the woman who sent the e-mail really is a friend. We've never had a relationship other than friends, and I doubt we ever will. She really is a hottie though, and unfortunately she had caught me at exactly the wrong time. Unless you are a filthy little worm like me, I don't have to tell you what came next. "Walt, I was talking about decorating ideas." D'oh!!!! I'm now convinced that there is a special place in hell for people like me. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 January 30, 2006 Don't forget to bring some kindling with ya, its required! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laughlinlisa 0 #3 January 30, 2006 i do not think you will find yourself alone there, dear walt...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my tandem changed my life....i have never done it from behind....and i liked it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 January 30, 2006 Dayum! What you told her, would've been my 'first' response! Sheesh... how do you figure women? Let's face it. Candles and leather definately conjure-up 'thoughts' in a guy. Just like a woman, to be thinking of 'decorating'! It's like making love to a woman and you're really gettin' into it and she says; "Blue... I'll paint the cieling... blue!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 January 30, 2006 She either secretly wants you, or she's just really into fucking with your head (and why not? it's fun, i'm sure), because there's no way she didn't know exactly what she was saying. I say offer to help her decorate, and then when you get to her place, just whip it out and see what happens. I bet you'll be pleasantly surprised. Then post what happens here for all of our voyeuristic entertainment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 30, 2006 QuoteDayum! What you told her, would've been my 'first' response! Sheesh... how do you figure women? Let's face it. Candles and leather definately conjure-up 'thoughts' in a guy. Just like a woman, to be thinking of 'decorating'! It's like making love to a woman and you're really gettin' into it and she says; "Blue... I'll paint the cieling... blue!" Chuck No, the part I left out is that unlike me, this woman really has dignity and class. We're talkin' waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of my league! I am very sure that she was not thinking in any kind of sexual terms when she asked me that. I knew beforehand that she was not a dirty-minded little cretin like me. That's why I felt really slimy when I realized what she was really talking about. Oh well. Live and learn. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 January 30, 2006 (Check my sig. line.) I can really understand your situation, now. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 30, 2006 QuoteShe either secretly wants you, or she's just really into fucking with your head (and why not? it's fun, i'm sure), because there's no way she didn't know exactly what she was saying. I say offer to help her decorate, and then when you get to her place, just whip it out and see what happens. I bet you'll be pleasantly surprised. Then post what happens here for all of our voyeuristic entertainment. Secretly wants me?!!! OMG no! Fucking with my head? Well, yeah, I could see that as a possibility. After all, I really am an easy target for that. No, there is *no way* that I am going to allow my inner perv to come out around her. I felt so bad when I realized what she was really asking that I'm sure that I will be very red-faced next time I see her. I'm kind of hoping that she'll just forget it happened. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 January 30, 2006 You don't have to let your inner perv out. Just your outter perv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #10 January 30, 2006 Quote "Walt, I was talking about decorating ideas." D'oh!!!! I'm now convinced that there is a special place in hell for people like me. Walt Bullshit!!!! Walt, she was talking about sex!!!! You call her right now and assist her in the candle and leather selection... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuote "Walt, I was talking about decorating ideas." D'oh!!!! I'm now convinced that there is a special place in hell for people like me. Walt Bullshit!!!! Walt, she was talking about sex!!!! You call her right now and assist her in the candle and leather selection... Only in my very finest dreams, I'm afraid. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 January 30, 2006 To all of those who replied...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Chris! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #13 January 30, 2006 I think most people would have come to the same conclusion you did. Chances are, she's more embarrassed than you, if she was really talking about decorating. Just send her an email back saying "then forget I said anything" and you can both ignore it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 January 30, 2006 QuoteI think most people would have come to the same conclusion you did. Chances are, she's more embarrassed than you, if she was really talking about decorating. Just send her an email back saying "then forget I said anything" and you can both ignore it. Thankyou. I sent her a *very* embarrassed apology afterwards. I think it bothered me a lot more than it did her. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 January 30, 2006 Well you never did answer the question....do you like candles and leather? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 January 30, 2006 QuoteWell you never did answer the question....do you like candles and leather? Bobbi Do I have to answer that? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 January 30, 2006 Never mind....you just did. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #18 January 30, 2006 Walt......Walt.....Walt...... Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 January 30, 2006 QuoteWalt......Walt.....Walt...... Sometimes I just shake my head and wonder how I got this socially retarded. I'm thinking that hanging out in the bonfire just might have something to do with it, though. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
