shropshire 0 #1 January 28, 2006 Give us some of the sorriest names parents can give their kids.... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #2 January 28, 2006 Jach Mehoff Clyde Billy William Earnest Badass (AKA: Billy Badass, or Bill E. Badass) And according to Johnny Cash: "Sue"-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #3 January 28, 2006 Barb Dwyer-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 January 28, 2006 Mr & Mrs King had a son they call Joseph. His mates kalled him Joe. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 January 28, 2006 I went to high school with Anita Friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 January 28, 2006 This girl went to school with an ex of mine. Her name was Aquanetta. She didn't like any nicknames, just Aquanetta.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffejdraga 0 #7 January 28, 2006 There were a brother an sister in my school. Harley Davidson. Treasure Davidson. A teacher of mine in High School used to be a banker, and at one point she had a customer named Richard Gobbledick. But he went by Dick. Ask the Zappa children. They might have something to say about their names. jeff D-16906 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #8 January 28, 2006 Went to a school with a girl called Theresa Green... Trees are green... She was always getting stick for her name. Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 January 28, 2006 Quote A teacher of mine in High School used to be a banker, and at one point she had a customer named Richard Gobbledick. But he went by Dick. That's when you go see a judge and put that last name to rest . . . for good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #10 January 28, 2006 Quote Quote A teacher of mine in High School used to be a banker, and at one point she had a customer named Richard Gobbledick. But he went by Dick. That's when you go see a judge and put that last name to rest . . . for good. Can't you just see them, at Ellis Island, when alot of the immigrants changed their name to perhaps call attention to their trade? i.e. John Blacksmith, Edward Stonelayer....etc. What kind of jokester came up with Gobbledick? ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 January 28, 2006 I work with a woman whose last name is Felcher. I'm sure the worst first name would be Ima, but she wasn't *that* unfortunate. It's something simple like Linda or Barbara or something. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #12 January 28, 2006 Their is a Barcelona basketball team player with the surname "FUCKA" (I think he's from Chekoslavacia) here in Spain it raises no problems, I wonder what would happen if the team played in England, Commentator "That Fucka passed the ball to ................" Whitehouse would have a field day Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 January 28, 2006 It would kind of bring the Abbott and Costella joke up to date...."Who the Fucka you?" "Yes" . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 January 28, 2006 i had a teacher in junior high who's name was mr. hooker. rumor was that his wife's name was ima. it most likely wasn't true, but one day in class he was talking about her. i asked what her name was, and he got really pissed. he could have squashed the rumor right then and there but he never did tell us her name. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #15 January 28, 2006 I had an english teacher in high school who worked for a law firm for a while, his last name was Suomi (Sue-Me) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #16 January 28, 2006 A person at the company I used to work for is named My Dong. "Hey Cindy, have you seen My Dong?" Doesn't go over so well unless they know who My Dong is. I know several people with names like Michael Hunt, including a Michael Hunt, and have grown uncomfortable to making fun of the names anymore. hehehe... and it sure can be tough not to.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #17 January 28, 2006 The sheriff in Aiken county, S.C. is named Mike Hunt, I went to school with Doris Screws, Tommy Dix, Vicky Cox and Earnest Peters. Go figure... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #18 January 29, 2006 I just finished a job w/ Jack Daniels and Jim Beam. It was in Southern California so I started looking around for Jose Cuervo._______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #19 January 29, 2006 I actually know someone named Richard Head cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luvblusky69 0 #20 January 29, 2006 I went to school with a girl, Chanda Leer. How HORRIBLE for her parents to do that!!! My grandmother's maiden name was Dick. Her brother (who I never met) was named Richard!!!!!!! Her name, bless her soul and heart was Lotiie...Lottie Dick...OMG!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newshooter12 0 #21 January 29, 2006 went to college with a guy named.... Justin Case. and no, he didn't have a middle name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #22 January 29, 2006 In need of a lawyer in my younger days I called a reputable firm..... Ronald MacDonald was the lawyers name who was assigned to my case......I think I got charged extra when I asked him if he was gona show up in court wearing big floppy shoes and a bright red nose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #23 January 29, 2006 Sue Ridge, Ian Percival Daily (IP for short ) Chuck Baita ( Always called Master Baita by one sadistic teacher ) he was a good guy- not a tosser . & Mr Hardwick always got a laugh for some reason. Any surname ending in -bottom eg Higginbottom, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 January 29, 2006 Chanda Leer. How HORRIBLE for her parents to do that!!! *** I know of a Chanda Lear. Her dad owned a business jet manufacturing company. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #25 January 29, 2006 I want those Ellis Island folks to explain "Hancock"_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
