Making Love To A Man

[funks 1]

Boy, I'll never do that again. We emit odors. We are hairy. We have no curves. We have no boobies to play with. We have rough faces that hurt like a bitch. We dont have soft smooth skin, and we sure as hell dont smell like tasty fruit.

How the hell do you women do it? We have it made compared to you guys!

[karrigirl 0]

ahh, its all Sugar n' Spice... like spunk n' junk.

I hope you were nice

The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom.

[airtwardo 7]

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We have no curves. We have no boobies to play with.

Man Tits 2nd story down the page....

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[soulshine 0]

Mmmm...... moobs..... you're turning me on with those!

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[groundrush134 0]

I didnt need to see that

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[soulshine 0]

What? You don't find moobs to be attractive?

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[Lindercles 0]

moobs?

[groundrush134 0]

lmao.......... NO! i like boobies! see below

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[groundrush134 0]

Good Lord

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[Orchid 0]

Lmao............that's just...........well never mind............!

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

[groundrush134 0]

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Lmao............that's just...........well never mind............!

it's wrong it's just wrong

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[Orchid 0]

it's wrong it's just wrong

[wildcard451 0]

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Boy, I'll never do that again. We emit odors. We are hairy. We have no curves. We have no boobies to play with. We have rough faces that hurt like a bitch. We dont have soft smooth skin, and we sure as hell dont smell like tasty fruit.

How the hell do you women do it? We have it made compared to you guys!

You know, it is sad that I knew the author of this thread without even having to look.....

You sick fuck.

[SkyDaemon 0]

Some of us -really- enjoy it. ;-)

Maybe you're just doing it wrong.

-=Raistlin

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[RhondaLea 4]

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Some of us -really- enjoy it. ;-)

Indeed we do.

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Maybe you're just doing it wrong.

That's the way he does most things.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[Big_Red 0]

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We dont have soft smooth skin, and we sure as hell dont smell like tasty fruit.

Hey! Speak for yourself.

Derec Davies
Big_Red

[funks 1]

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Boy, I'll never do that again. We emit odors. We are hairy. We have no curves. We have no boobies to play with. We have rough faces that hurt like a bitch. We dont have soft smooth skin, and we sure as hell dont smell like tasty fruit.

How the hell do you women do it? We have it made compared to you guys!

You know, it is sad that I knew the author of this thread without even having to look.....

You sick fuck.

You taught me well. You should be proud

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[Amazon 7]

HMMMM


How Big and How [RED]RED[/RED]



Those who know me will know where I am going with this

[mdrejhon 8]

Here's something else for thought too --

You know those women who says "why are all the best looking guys gay?". Those guys don't even match any of the "man" descriptions you are listing. Good smelling, curvy, muscular men that women adore.

Of course, it's a stereotype, but not more so than lusting after a good looking woman. (Some like skinny, some like meat, taller or shorter, fair-skinned or dark-skinned, etc.) We all have variations of individual preferences.