Frenchy68 0 #1 March 29, 2005 I was playing with tools, and nailed my left hand to my desk. It hurts. What should I do? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #2 March 29, 2005 Chainsaw it off...duh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 29, 2005 Just get a beer and quit your bitching.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #4 March 29, 2005 Well, I'm afraid if I remove it, it may do even more damage to the hand. I don't have wire cutters handy... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #5 March 29, 2005 Take pictures. Post them here. Continue making posts about how you don't think its as bad as people here (who almost none have any medical training to begin with) are making it out to be and then refuse to go see a doctor about it. That should take care of you! Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #6 March 29, 2005 oh tooo bad windcatcher isn't there to set you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #7 March 29, 2005 QuoteChainsaw it off...duh! The table, or the hand? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #8 March 29, 2005 If you are serious CALL 911, CALL 911, CALL 911 What ever you do do not pull the nail out. <---- thinks to self (frenchy is working to hard and screwing with us all why he sits through another meetng with his laptop) Seriously though, if you did do that you can SERIOUSLY damage your hand trying to remove the nail. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #9 March 29, 2005 QuoteI was playing with tools, and nailed my left hand to my desk. It hurts. What should I do? Umm.... You should wait until you get the expert medical advice available on this website. Then, you should debate back and forth with the people that gave you the advice. An infection will begin to spread so you should post pics of it asking if it is normal to be swollen and green. Finally your arm will rot and fall off...thus eliminating to need to go to the doctor. This will make you post whore of the year and save you a visit to the doc! Good luck. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #10 March 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteChainsaw it off...duh! The table, or the hand? The Table...someone is thinking! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,068 #11 March 29, 2005 >What should I do? Find a hand surgeon that posts on this forum, ask them what to do, then ignore their advice. Keep asking what to do until someone gives you an answer you like, then do that. Then write a long post complaining about how there's a big infection in your hand now. At the end of it all at least you'll have a new nickname (righty.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 March 29, 2005 I think I'm losing sensations in my right foot. I had my assistant drop a bowling bowl on it, and i didn't feel anything. Would the nail in the left hand affect my right foot? Do you think it's bad? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #13 March 29, 2005 Can you wiggle your fingers in the injured hand ?Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #14 March 29, 2005 I knew it he is in another meeting with his laptop!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #15 March 29, 2005 QuoteI think I'm losing sensations in my right foot. I had my assistant drop a bowling bowl on it, and i didn't feel anything. Would the nail in the left hand affect my right foot? Do you think it's bad? Drink more absinthe and it really won't matter. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #16 March 29, 2005 QuoteI think I'm losing sensations in my right foot. I had my assistant drop a bowling bowl on it, and i didn't feel anything. Would the nail in the left hand affect my right foot? Do you think it's bad? Get another, yet smaller, nail and nail it through. That will push out the old one and allow for the smaller one to slip through afterwards<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #17 March 29, 2005 Frenchy if you are in serious need of medical help, I can drive up there and force feed it to you! And... what were you thinking playing with tools????? Especially in your sober state.... you should know better! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #18 March 29, 2005 QuoteFind a hand surgeon that posts on this forum, ask them what to do, then ignore their advice. Keep asking what to do until someone gives you an answer you like, then do that. Then write a long post complaining about how there's a big infection in your hand now. At the end of it all at least you'll have a new nickname (righty.) Thanks Bill. Now can I jump that Stiletto loaded at 2:1? Please? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 March 29, 2005 QuoteNow can I jump that Stiletto loaded at 2:1? Please? I definately think you're ready for that. Your jump numbers don't matter...it's the skills you have that matters! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #20 March 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteFind a hand surgeon that posts on this forum, ask them what to do, then ignore their advice. Keep asking what to do until someone gives you an answer you like, then do that. Then write a long post complaining about how there's a big infection in your hand now. At the end of it all at least you'll have a new nickname (righty.) Thanks Bill. Now can I jump that Stiletto loaded at 2:1? Please? Of course you can. The Stiletto is old and outdated, thus safe for newbies to learn swooping and low toggle hooks on. Please do not take this seriously.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #21 March 29, 2005 QuoteOf course you can. The Stiletto is old and outdated, thus safe for newbies to learn swooping and low toggle hooks on. Cool! I'll try it when I jump that building this week end. You guys are great. You make me forget that my hand is now the size of Kansas. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #22 March 29, 2005 before you nail the other hand, send me those pics you took in Eloy, I wanna see how bad I look when I am in that state of Fu%&ness../ Was good to meet you Benji Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #23 March 29, 2005 Can I come over and pour alcohol on the wound? I like pouring alcohol on people's wounds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #24 March 29, 2005 QuoteCan I come over and pour alcohol on the wound? I like pouring alcohol on people's wounds. I prefer salt. To each his.her own... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #25 March 30, 2005 Iodine. It burns longer.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
RevJim 0 #24 March 29, 2005 QuoteCan I come over and pour alcohol on the wound? I like pouring alcohol on people's wounds. I prefer salt. To each his.her own... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #25 March 30, 2005 Iodine. It burns longer.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
