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Frenchy68

I just nailed myself to my desk!

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I knew it. Chicks dig wounds.>:(



Scars dude, scars. Chicks dig scars!

Wounds usually make 'em puke, but that scar afet it's all healed.... :D
It's your life, live it!
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Wounds usually make 'em puke, but that scar afet it's all healed....


I just scratch my retina with a paper clip. Chicks will really dig me know. Oh goody.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Wounds usually make 'em puke, but that scar afet it's all healed....


I just scratch my retina with a paper clip. Chicks will really dig me know. Oh goody.:|



Awww, man. Why didn't ya ask for the goggles back? They would have protected ya, even if they are pretty plain looking. :ph34r:
It's your life, live it!
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I dig you more now. :| I hear lemon feels very nice when squirted into scratched eyeballs. ;)

We'll just call you one-eyed Frenchy. You could be a pirate. B|



I like the way you think.


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Find a hand surgeon that posts on this forum, ask them what to do, then ignore their advice. Keep asking what to do until someone gives you an answer you like, then do that. Then write a long post complaining about how there's a big infection in your hand now.

At the end of it all at least you'll have a new nickname (righty.)


Thanks Bill. Now can I jump that Stiletto loaded at 2:1? Please?



Of course you can. The Stiletto is old and outdated, thus safe for newbies to learn swooping and low toggle hooks on.







Please do not take this seriously.



But the recovery arc IS less than a

So it should be safer.:ph34r:


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I know...

Just put a strap across the top of the desk,
throw it over your shoulder and start walking
around downtown...

Some bum will think it's a 'man-purse' and
rip it out of your hand FOR you..nail and all!

Then just clean the wound will Av Gas...and put
white-out over the hole...

GOOD AS NEW!

...I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last week...
I know I'm right on this!










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I just like to make people scream.


Can I scream your name? Twice?:|



Not in a crowded theater:|

The police don't like that.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I just like to make people scream.


Can I scream your name? Twice?:|



Not in a crowded theater:|

The police don't like that.



No silly, that's only if you scream "fire"! :P



Try it . . .

Walk into a crowded theater and screm "Shotgun" twice and see what happens.
:ph34r:

Post - em!:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Post - em!



What? My boobies? We already went over this in the other thread. :P



Not NEARLY enough.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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