Frenchy68 0 #26 March 30, 2005 I knew it. Chicks dig wounds. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #27 March 30, 2005 QuoteI knew it. Chicks dig wounds. Only if you have a cool story to go with it. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 March 30, 2005 Quote knew it. Chicks dig wounds. True, but chicks don't dig frenchy guys. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #29 March 30, 2005 QuoteI knew it. Chicks dig wounds. Scars dude, scars. Chicks dig scars! Wounds usually make 'em puke, but that scar afet it's all healed.... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #30 March 30, 2005 QuoteWounds usually make 'em puke, but that scar afet it's all healed.... I just scratch my retina with a paper clip. Chicks will really dig me know. Oh goody. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #31 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteWounds usually make 'em puke, but that scar afet it's all healed.... I just scratch my retina with a paper clip. Chicks will really dig me know. Oh goody. Awww, man. Why didn't ya ask for the goggles back? They would have protected ya, even if they are pretty plain looking. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #32 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteI knew it. Chicks dig wounds. Only if you have a cool story to go with it. It has to start with: "NO SHIT THERE I WAS...." Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #33 March 30, 2005 I dig you more now. I hear lemon feels very nice when squirted into scratched eyeballs. We'll just call you one-eyed Frenchy. You could be a pirate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #34 March 30, 2005 QuoteI dig you more now. I hear lemon feels very nice when squirted into scratched eyeballs. We'll just call you one-eyed Frenchy. You could be a pirate. I like the way you think. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteFind a hand surgeon that posts on this forum, ask them what to do, then ignore their advice. Keep asking what to do until someone gives you an answer you like, then do that. Then write a long post complaining about how there's a big infection in your hand now. At the end of it all at least you'll have a new nickname (righty.) Thanks Bill. Now can I jump that Stiletto loaded at 2:1? Please? Of course you can. The Stiletto is old and outdated, thus safe for newbies to learn swooping and low toggle hooks on. Please do not take this seriously. But the recovery arc IS less than a So it should be safer. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #36 March 30, 2005 Yeah well, usually I'm 'sweet' but I had some wine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #37 March 30, 2005 QuoteYeah well, usually I'm 'sweet' but I had some wine. Keep drinking it. Your mind works better that way. I swear. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #38 March 30, 2005 Well, if he's making fun of stupid people who post before actually seeing a Dr. then lemon away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #39 March 30, 2005 Good sense of humor, girl. Keep it up and I hope you're doing better. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #40 March 30, 2005 "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #41 March 30, 2005 QuoteI knew it. Chicks dig wounds. Only open wounds that I can pour alcohol on. But I swear I'm not sadistic. I just like to make people scream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #42 March 30, 2005 QuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #43 March 30, 2005 I know... Just put a strap across the top of the desk, throw it over your shoulder and start walking around downtown... Some bum will think it's a 'man-purse' and rip it out of your hand FOR you..nail and all! Then just clean the wound will Av Gas...and put white-out over the hole... GOOD AS NEW! ...I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last week... I know I'm right on this! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #44 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? Not in a crowded theater The police don't like that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #45 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? Not in a crowded theater The police don't like that. No silly, that's only if you scream "fire"! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #46 March 30, 2005 I screamed rat once, had the same effect. Funny thing is that I meant squirrel. A squirrel was in front by the screen. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #47 March 30, 2005 QuoteI screamed rat once, had the same effect. Funny thing is that I meant squirrel. A squirrel was in front by the screen. LMFAO Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #48 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? Not in a crowded theater The police don't like that. No silly, that's only if you scream "fire"! Try it . . . Walk into a crowded theater and screm "Shotgun" twice and see what happens. Post - em!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #49 March 30, 2005 QuotePost - em! What? My boobies? We already went over this in the other thread. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #50 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuotePost - em! What? My boobies? We already went over this in the other thread. Not NEARLY enough.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 2 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Frenchy68 0 #42 March 30, 2005 QuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 March 30, 2005 I know... Just put a strap across the top of the desk, throw it over your shoulder and start walking around downtown... Some bum will think it's a 'man-purse' and rip it out of your hand FOR you..nail and all! Then just clean the wound will Av Gas...and put white-out over the hole... GOOD AS NEW! ...I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last week... I know I'm right on this! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? Not in a crowded theater The police don't like that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #45 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? Not in a crowded theater The police don't like that. No silly, that's only if you scream "fire"! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #46 March 30, 2005 I screamed rat once, had the same effect. Funny thing is that I meant squirrel. A squirrel was in front by the screen. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #47 March 30, 2005 QuoteI screamed rat once, had the same effect. Funny thing is that I meant squirrel. A squirrel was in front by the screen. LMFAO Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI just like to make people scream. Can I scream your name? Twice? Not in a crowded theater The police don't like that. No silly, that's only if you scream "fire"! Try it . . . Walk into a crowded theater and screm "Shotgun" twice and see what happens. Post - em!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #49 March 30, 2005 QuotePost - em! What? My boobies? We already went over this in the other thread. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuotePost - em! What? My boobies? We already went over this in the other thread. Not NEARLY enough.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites