BillyVance's little peanut

[lisamariewillbe 1]

They dont know, the little peanut is hiding the tell tale signs... which is it... I say secret twins, both will be able to swear at their daddy behind his back and say "Its awesome to have a deaf daddy, fucker cant hear me back talk"

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Girlfalldown 0]

I say girl because I think all male skydivers should be forced to have girls. Then they can be tortured by watching them grow up around the dropzone and try to protect them from all the other male skydivers when they turn 18.

Sort of like...payback's a bitch.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[lisamariewillbe 1]

THAT is the PERFECT response.... Twin girls it is

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Lindercles 0]

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...when they turn 15.

Fixed it for ya.

[squink 0]

...the door was open

SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM

[lisamariewillbe 1]

you just proved the point

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Lindercles 0]

Did I? Gee, I certainly didn't intend on that.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

playing innocent does not work lol

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[bozo 0]

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I say girl because I think all male skydivers should be forced to have girls. Then they can be tortured by watching them grow up around the dropzone and try to protect them from all the other male skydivers when they turn 18.

Sort of like...payback's a bitch.

Hardly. My little girl is now 20 and has been on a dz all her life. The skydivers have always treated her with respect......for me and the fact that I would kick their asses if they didnt. :o)

bozo

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I say girl because I think all male skydivers should be forced to have girls. Then they can be tortured by watching them grow up around the dropzone and try to protect them from all the other male skydivers when they turn 18.

Sort of like...payback's a bitch.

Hardly. My little girl is now 20 and has been on a dz all her life. The skydivers have always treated her with respect......for me and the fact that I would kick their asses if they didnt. :o)

bozo

That's exactly my point.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[BillyVance 34]

Well, we know for damn sure we're not having twins, or they'd have been born right about now.

Chances are, it's a girl, because in one ultrasound at about the end of the first trimester, there were indications it would be a girl, but the tech and the doctor couldn't be 100% sure.

Not exactly a comforting thought, I can tell you that.

And another thing. Because my wife's deafness is hereditary, there's a 50% chance the baby will turn out deaf. Besides, with my hearing aid, the little shit won't be able to talk-back in the same room with me.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Besides, with my hearing aid

You can hear???? What the fuck dude, you need to change your sig line... damn fraud

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Clite 0]

Lip reading is what gets my kids in trouble. If they are mouthing loud enough for me to hear then they are probley already in trouble. Good luck with the kiddo!