nws01 0 #1 January 19, 2006 We just got done having sex and she got out of the bed and stood in front of the mirror. She complained to me that her boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her boobs. "How long will this take?" she asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think ubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?" "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" I said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 January 19, 2006 Who the fuck are you? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #3 January 19, 2006 HEH! good one ~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 January 19, 2006 QuoteWho the fuck are you? I'm Batman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #5 January 19, 2006 QuoteWho the fuck are you LOL well he has a couple of names Long live the chromedome!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteWho the fuck are you? I'm Batman. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteWho the fuck are you? I'm Batman. So your girlfriend's batgirl? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #8 January 19, 2006 QuoteLong live the chromedome!!! I live on ChromeDome. It's a shiny planet with a really fast moon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 January 19, 2006 QuoteLOL well he has a couple of names I think he needs another one. Chromagnon Man!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #10 January 19, 2006 Holy shit chromey....long time no see. Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #11 January 19, 2006 What's up Marc. Been here the whole time just in hiding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 January 19, 2006 Good one..ahem...whoever you are. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #13 January 19, 2006 QuoteChromagnon Man!! You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan, I am Chromagnon Man!! I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive-just keep me alive Somewhere to hide to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control-we all need control I need control-we all need control I am Chromagnon Man!! , who hides behind a mask So no one else can see my true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Sangiro, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Sangiro, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Sangiro, domo...domo Thank you very much, Mr. Sangiro For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Sangiro For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you-thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last To throw away this mask So everyone can see My true identity... I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #14 January 19, 2006 Old jokeThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #15 January 19, 2006 Avatar = Old cartoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #16 January 19, 2006 OMG, yes, yes, YES! You posted song lyrics! It's been sooo fucking long since I've seen good song lyrics posted! More! We need it! We want it! Give us MORE song lyrics, oh Chromey one!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 January 19, 2006 Does your GF with the small boobs and big butt have a car? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #18 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteWho the fuck are you? I'm Batman. OK... Who walked over that bridge too loudly???????Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #19 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWho the fuck are you? I'm Batman. OK... Who walked over that bridge too loudly??????? Sorry Remster, that was me... I tripped...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 January 20, 2006 I knew you were full of shit the moment you said she had sex with you! rumor has it she'd be gagging as soon as your shoes came offMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #21 January 20, 2006 Chromy, I've seen pictures of your bum. It's so flat, it makes me wonder if you use TP? (Good to see you in this morphed form...) Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #22 January 20, 2006 QuoteSkybytch said.... Give us MORE song lyrics, oh Chromey one!! Give me something to sing about. Quote Kelel01 said... Does your GF with the small boobs and big butt have a car? I am getting a new car this weekend hopefully so I don't have to take taxis everywhere. QuoteRemster said... OK... Who walked over that bridge too loudly??????? Is this a French saying because I don't understand it. QuoteJTVal said... knew you were full of shit the moment you said she had sex with you! rumor has it she'd be gagging as soon as your shoes came off My feet did smell up the MonkeyBago but I take good care of them now. No tevas for me anymore. QuoteMichele said... Chromy, I've seen pictures of your bum. It's so flat, it makes me wonder if you use TP? Don't look at my bum. Don't look at my bum. I don't look at your bum bum looker. Cheeky Monkey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #23 January 20, 2006 Ari and I are still laughing! Great post Chromed One! Edited because I'm confusedTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 January 20, 2006 QuoteWho the fuck are you? Language?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #25 January 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteWho the fuck are you? Language? Looks like english from here. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
