jtval 0 #1 January 13, 2006 ok Let's try this again! - post a one-liner joke if you dareMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 January 13, 2006 Do you know how many feminists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 January 13, 2006 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #4 January 13, 2006 Yeah it's corny but oh well! What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 January 13, 2006 Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #6 January 13, 2006 How do you get a Nun pregnant?"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 January 13, 2006 QuoteWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a buck with no eyes? I got no idear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 January 13, 2006 Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other...this taste funny to you??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #9 January 13, 2006 QuoteHow do you get a Nun pregnant?How?~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 January 13, 2006 QuoteHow do you get a Nun pregnant? have sex with her. DUH!]My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #11 January 13, 2006 The same way you'd get anyone else pregnant!"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #12 January 13, 2006 Q- Why did the woman cross the road? A- Who cares, what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen to begin with! CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #13 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow do you get a Nun pregnant? have sex with her. DUH!]Bite me icehole LOL!~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #14 January 13, 2006 What's more retarded than arguing on the internet? Nothing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 13, 2006 QuoteWhat do you call a buck with no eyes? I got no idear. No eyes and no balls. No f-ing idear. (i just love that joke) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 January 13, 2006 QuoteWhat's more retarded than arguing on the internet? Nothing! yea I should have remembered my own motto. I'm just here to have funMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #17 January 13, 2006 This blonde was tired of all the dumb blonde jokes so she gets her hair dyed brown, goes to the car dealership and gets a great deal on a red convertible. Feeling proud of herself she takes a drive out in the country. As she drives along she notices a field full of sheep, spotting the shepherd she stops and says "If I can tell you how many sheep are in your field can I have one?" The shepherd, knowing how hard it is to count the sheep moving around he tells her yes. The woman quicky scans the field and says "You have 473 sheep." The shepherd is amazed and tells her she is correct and she can go pick out her sheep. The blonde picks her sheep, puts it in the back seat of her car and gets ready to drive away when the shepherd stops her and says "Before you go, if I guess the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?" The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 January 13, 2006 Why did the Chicken cross the road?? To prove to the Possum that it could be done!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 January 13, 2006 thats hysterical. I may actually tell that one this weekend.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 January 13, 2006 i don't have any one-liners, but today IS Howard Stern's birthday, that should make your day brighter. it makes my day brighter too... that means he's one year closer to death. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyDon 0 #21 January 13, 2006 quote- How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 January 13, 2006 LOL. hell, maybe that XM satellite will fall from the sky and hit HS's studio! then we can get it all wrapped up in a neat little package. and XM would be the victorMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat do you call a buck with no eyes? I got no idear. No eyes and no balls. No f-ing idear. (i just love that joke) No eyes, no balls, and no legs? Still no f-ing idear. (you hate me now, don't you?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #24 January 13, 2006 How do you make a J.A.P. scream twice? Fuck her up the ass & then wipe your dick on the drapes. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #25 January 13, 2006 QuoteDo you know how many feminists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I heard a better version at Eloy: "How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?" "The number doesn't matter, feminists can't change shit!"cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
