wmw999 2,452 #1 January 10, 2006 I just found out again. My offspring is 22, and well aware that I skydive, ride a motorcycle, and was at one time young. However, he prefers no proof whatsoever of that last one . Today we went to lunch (lucky me He looked at me, and asked -- "did you hear what I said?" "Yup. In fact, I used to have a couple of dresses that doubled as blouses" silence for a little bit "Mom, I don't want to hear any more. That's just wrong. You're my mom" The funny thing is that he kinda meant it. Kinda like his reaction when I mentioned having been to a topless beach once. He never even got to hear if I went topless (and no, that's damn sure not for sharing on the internet). So, if you're a parent, the right answer is "we had sex (x) times" where (x) is the number of children. I have a feeling that "we didn't enjoy it and we kept our eyes closed" would be a good second part to the statement . Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #2 January 10, 2006 No NO NO NONO NO. A parent (especially mom) never EVER had sex. Children were grown from fungal spores. If a mother wore anything different than anything we ever saw her in, it was from neck to ankle and she's a lapsed nun. No sex. No. Bad Bad Bad. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 January 10, 2006 They did WHAT? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 January 10, 2006 Thinking of parents having sex just makes one want to have been a test tube baby.No wait. That's even more eeewwww. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #5 January 10, 2006 Quote Thinking of parents having sex just makes one want to have been a test tube baby. No wait. That's even more eeewwww. I'm a parent. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #6 January 10, 2006 Only if you picture your dad whacking off into the test tube. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #7 January 10, 2006 If you think he didn't like that you should tell him the Aristocrats joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #8 January 10, 2006 HA! Your turn is coming -- you have a daughter!!! AND you have lots of stuff posted on the internet. Man, I bet you can hardly wait Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 January 10, 2006 aParently you misunderstood.I meant MY parents. Don't you wish my parents never had sex ?Or do you wish that they didn't have sex. Grammar police help ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 10, 2006 QuoteHA! Your turn is coming -- you have a daughter!!! AND you have lots of stuff posted on the internet. Man, I bet you can hardly wait Wendy W. I'm thinking any offspring of his will be just as warped. I feel warped just from reading his posts. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 January 10, 2006 EWWWWW...you had sex. That's just gross. OK, my sides hurt now. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #12 January 10, 2006 She already knows that I took video of her in her infancy wiping her crap everywhere among other wonderful baby moments, and that video will get a premiere showing to her boyfriend if she ever steps out of line. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 January 10, 2006 QuoteAND you have lots of stuff posted on the internet. Man, I bet you can hardly wait How do you think I got my kid to stop logging in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #14 January 10, 2006 Quote AND you have lots of stuff posted on the internet. Man, I bet you can hardly wait A hosts file is a wonderful thing. She already has asked me to behave more like other dads - 'you know, more boring and normal, please?'. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 January 10, 2006 No way. Really ? Bribe videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #16 January 10, 2006 I can relate. When the JFTC calendar has to be on the month of July, both my sons have said that they will pass by the calendar and not look at it. They said that mom's can't and are not allowed to be in pictures like thatMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #17 January 10, 2006 QuoteQuote Thinking of parents having sex just makes one want to have been a test tube baby. No wait. That's even more eeewwww. I'm a parent. rl There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, hell if mine didn't my brother wouldn't be here... Maybe I need to prove my point, c'mere Rhonda... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 January 10, 2006 QuoteOnly if you picture your dad whacking off into the test tube. Gee thanks for that one asshole!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #19 January 10, 2006 QuoteI'm a parent. That's hot. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #20 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm a parent. That's hot. And you my dear, are easy!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #21 January 11, 2006 Ain't I just? Have I mentioned I love CO?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #22 January 11, 2006 Haha.. the best part is that I know your offspring on another web forum. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 January 11, 2006 There's worse. About 5 years after my grandpa died, my grandma got a new boyfriend. I was making small talk with her and asked her how things were going with him, thinking it was an innocent little relationship between lonely old people. She got as far as "well, the sex is...." before I interrupted her with "LALALALALALALALALA". They aren't supposed to be THAT lonely!! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #24 January 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a parent. That's hot. And you my dear, are easy! Really? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JakGramley 2 #25 January 11, 2006 I had an interesting situation with my oldest son. When he was around 20 I was single again and he and I were living in the same house. He was working as a bartender and was "dating" a lot, including one REALLY cute little blonde. He had the habit of dating one special person for several weeks, then dropping them, hoping they would not show up again. One night several weeks after dropping her, this cute blonde shows up at the door and my son answers her knock. He looks surprised, kinda quiet and trys to figure out what she is doing there. He makes small talk for a few minutes, keeping her in the doorway, not letting her into the house. Finally he blurts out, "What are you doing here?" She replies, "I'm going out with your dad tonight. Is he ready to go?" Interesting reaction from my son. While he wasn't interested in her any longer, he wasn't quite sure he liked the idea of me going out with her. Then he started to think about his dad and this girl, dating and doing who knows what, and he REALLY didn't like that idea. Once I got home he quizzed me about what had happened. I never told. This gives new meaning to fathers and sons sharing special moments (and people). Jack Gramley Computer Geek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
