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ACMESkydiver

Who the f*ck would want to be me anyhow??

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UPDATE:
This is GREAT!!!! I am the great Acme detective!! FABULOUS, after just 6 days, I have found the identity of the person that defrauded me, and uncovered a fraud ring right in the heart of the city! It's big! It's thousands of dollars! There are many people involved! It's big! BIG, I tell you!!!

I'm so HAPPY!!! I have to change my sig line! GYAH!!!

:)
Can ya hear it? It's kinda quiet in the background...but I swear I can hear it playing soft...
"Bad boys bad boys...whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Acme comes for you?"
B|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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UPDATE:
This is GREAT!!!! I am the great Acme detective!! FABULOUS, after just 6 days, I have found the identity of the person that defrauded me, and uncovered a fraud ring right in the heart of the city! It's big! It's thousands of dollars! There are many people involved! It's big! BIG, I tell you!!!

I'm so HAPPY!!! I have to change my sig line! GYAH!!!

:)
Can ya hear it? It's kinda quiet in the background...but I swear I can hear it playing soft...
"Bad boys bad boys...whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Acme comes for you?"
B|



That's it?!!! That's all you're gonna give us?!!!!

Actually, screw the "us" bit.

*I* want some damn details!!!

Walt

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UPDATE:
This is GREAT!!!! I am the great Acme detective!! FABULOUS, after just 6 days, I have found the identity of the person that defrauded me, and uncovered a fraud ring right in the heart of the city! It's big! It's thousands of dollars! There are many people involved! It's big! BIG, I tell you!!!

I'm so HAPPY!!! I have to change my sig line! GYAH!!!

:)
Can ya hear it? It's kinda quiet in the background...but I swear I can hear it playing soft...
"Bad boys bad boys...whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Acme comes for you?"
B|



That's awesome! So, are the police going in there for you? Personally, I like the statement "Don't fuck with Acme" better. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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That's it?!!! That's all you're gonna give us?!!!!

Actually, screw the "us" bit.

*I* want some damn details!!!

Walt



Details upon arrest. I don't wanna celebrate the whole thing entirely too early...:P

But just to give you a tasty little bit more...

If it's as big as we think it is, you'll be hearing about it on the local news. B| (I'll have to link you to the local story when it all hashes out).

Many people. Much money. Many victims. Hard time. Fuckers are goin' DOWN. ;)
~Jaye
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That's awesome! So, are the police going in there for you? Personally, I like the statement "Don't fuck with Acme" better. :D



Man it'd be sooo shweet if they'd let me have one of those 'SWAT' t-shirts and a night stick...:D:D:D

It'd have to read: "S.W.A.T. Acme" & I'd wear my Babs Bunny ears, spinning my baton around...B|
~Jaye
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Might also want to report it to your friendly local District Attorny



F*ck that man, I'll report it to KIRO channel 4...:P


"Be sure to get my good side, boys." ;)

"Acme, how did you single-handedly foil the largest identity fraud ring the great Northwest has ever seen?"

"With my mad skee-ilz. Now give me my night stick! Someone needs a spankin'." B|
~Jaye
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I assume you already contacted the police, now do also the Sheriff's office....

Better yet here is concise advice:

Here
I have investigated 2 cases in my lifetime, and they were a nightmare. Good luck!



Thanks for your help, I sure hope this is coming to a close fast!
~Jaye
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Damn, I misread this. I thought the title was "Who would want to f*ck me anyway?"

Like there wouldn't be volunteers for that, eh?

Vint
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“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis

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Damn, I misread this. I thought the title was "Who would want to f*ck me anyway?"

Like there wouldn't be volunteers for that, eh?

Vint



:D:D:D:D:D

I've got a kitty and a pulse, I'm sure I'd get some poor slob if I asked...:P
~Jaye
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