JohnMitchell 16 #51 January 8, 2006 QuoteIve never had sex with a mummy Talk to Oedipus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #52 January 8, 2006 Quotehey, here's an idea, instead of taking me on an ash dive, since I don't want to be cremated, who will take my dead body on a tandem? Me - "Okay lift your feet up for landing." You- Me- 'No, really, lift up your feet." you- . . . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites racer42 0 #53 January 8, 2006 Cremated...some for the ash dive... the rest go into the pyramid, with all my gear and enough jump tickets for eternity.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #54 January 8, 2006 Life is sometimes better than fiction ever could be... Anyone ever heard the umm..'Tale' of the infamous / notorious member of the Herd, that was 'removed' from the funeral home following services...and allowed one more jump? Got any idea how hard it is to get a fat stiff in a rig, and out the door of a 180?!?!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #55 January 8, 2006 Quoteummm thanks ........ i think okay ill play, if I die, you can have my series of books titled "how to dry fist" no thanks... I want the toys. all of 'em. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #56 January 8, 2006 lmao they go along with the book lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites charmsdroppop 0 #57 January 8, 2006 A test drop, I picture major potato chipin' but certainly no harm done. This is getting crazy everyone but that's expected right? Good lordy talk about an AFF challenge......is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #58 January 8, 2006 Those near and dear to me already know the specifics of my departure, but for the sake of the question, yes cremated and a cool ash dive and party and karoke like rockstars! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #59 January 8, 2006 A test drop would have to include one of those little plastic parachutes attached to its load by an awkward array of strings....like the ones that come in birthday goody bags. That way those of us on the ground could more accurately predict where he'd land. And there's nothing fun about a dead man tumbling out of control.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #60 January 8, 2006 CrematedLife is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #61 January 8, 2006 QuoteQuotehey, here's an idea, instead of taking me on an ash dive, since I don't want to be cremated, who will take my dead body on a tandem? Me - "Okay lift your feet up for landing." You- Me- 'No, really, lift up your feet." you- . . . . . . well, we'd get a rigger to hook up some opposing sort of contraption so that when the TI flares, it automatically raises my knees. of course, it goes w/o saying that said the corpse dive would occur LONG after rigor mortis resolved. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #62 January 8, 2006 Quotelmao they go along with the book lol well sheesh girl, you could've SAID that the FIRST time. I'm a guy! I don't speak "womanese." Gotta throw me a frickin bone here. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites godfrog 2 #63 January 8, 2006 I want to be cremated and I want eveyone to have one hell of a wake. No crying just alot of fun. I`ve spent 18 years of my life underground already and believe me when I say it`s no place I want to spend eternity.Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #64 January 8, 2006 QuoteQuotelmao they go along with the book lol well sheesh girl, you could've SAID that the FIRST time. I'm a guy! I don't speak "womanese." Gotta throw me a frickin bone here. *** Here's some help~ Subject: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: I Think I finally Understand!!! DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous......................Slept with everyone Athletic............................No tits Average looking.................Ugly Beautiful..........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile...............Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure.............On medication Feminist...........................Fat Free spirit.........................Junkie Friendship first...................Former slut Fun.................................Annoying New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned....................No BJs Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate........................Sloppy drunk Professional.......................Bitch Voluptuous........................Very Fat Large frame.......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH:! 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #65 January 8, 2006 You are SOOOO helpful! First, strong business consultation, now solid marital advice! How much do I owe ya? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #66 January 8, 2006 Quote How much do I owe ya? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SuFantasma 0 #67 January 8, 2006 I want my body donated to research ( ya'll know, pre-med fuckers) to find out how to store more alcohol in our livers without so many ill-effects. Although the idea of burning the remains is appealing, I owe a debt of gratitude to Bacardi.Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites charmsdroppop 0 #68 January 8, 2006 Hey YOU what the HELL does all that dictionary crap have to do with being buried or cremated??? Stay on topic or ------outta here with that.is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #69 January 8, 2006 QuoteHey YOU what the HELL does all that dictionary crap have to do with being buried or cremated??? Stay on topic or ------outta here with that. Quote You mean you DON'T KNOW????? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #70 January 8, 2006 I'd prefer to be cremated followed by ash dive.............a party and not a funeral."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites charmsdroppop 0 #71 January 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteHey YOU what the HELL does all that dictionary crap have to do with being buried or cremated??? Stay on topic or ------outta here with that. Quote You mean you DON'T KNOW????? No because it doesn't have anything to do with this unless YOU become responsible for a related outcome. Duey!! Quoteis it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #72 January 8, 2006 My grandmother suffered from ill health for years. Her cremation was a great comfort to everyone. (We think that is what finally did her in. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites timber 4 #73 January 8, 2006 In the last week here in Pensacola It was published in the local paper to please not use the cemetary as a dog park as owners are letting their dogs make messes around the cemetary and it is not picked up. See It never ends even when you are dead you are still getting shit on !!! I want to be creamated and my ashes sent to Masingil so I can be sent to a place I have been trying to get back to since I was born. Actually a ash dive with your friends is every skydivers right !!! Though sad it is a beautiful experience !! Followed by A HUGE Party !! Blue Skies all, Have a happy and Safe New Year !! timber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #74 January 8, 2006 i want to be chopped up to help feed the homeless.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #75 January 8, 2006 Quotei want to be chopped up to help feed the homeless. *tearing up* OMG, that's... so.... beautiful *sniff* I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 3 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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JohnMitchell 16 #52 January 8, 2006 Quotehey, here's an idea, instead of taking me on an ash dive, since I don't want to be cremated, who will take my dead body on a tandem? Me - "Okay lift your feet up for landing." You- Me- 'No, really, lift up your feet." you- . . . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #53 January 8, 2006 Cremated...some for the ash dive... the rest go into the pyramid, with all my gear and enough jump tickets for eternity.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #54 January 8, 2006 Life is sometimes better than fiction ever could be... Anyone ever heard the umm..'Tale' of the infamous / notorious member of the Herd, that was 'removed' from the funeral home following services...and allowed one more jump? Got any idea how hard it is to get a fat stiff in a rig, and out the door of a 180?!?!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #55 January 8, 2006 Quoteummm thanks ........ i think okay ill play, if I die, you can have my series of books titled "how to dry fist" no thanks... I want the toys. all of 'em. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #56 January 8, 2006 lmao they go along with the book lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charmsdroppop 0 #57 January 8, 2006 A test drop, I picture major potato chipin' but certainly no harm done. This is getting crazy everyone but that's expected right? Good lordy talk about an AFF challenge......is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #58 January 8, 2006 Those near and dear to me already know the specifics of my departure, but for the sake of the question, yes cremated and a cool ash dive and party and karoke like rockstars! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #59 January 8, 2006 A test drop would have to include one of those little plastic parachutes attached to its load by an awkward array of strings....like the ones that come in birthday goody bags. That way those of us on the ground could more accurately predict where he'd land. And there's nothing fun about a dead man tumbling out of control.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #60 January 8, 2006 CrematedLife is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #61 January 8, 2006 QuoteQuotehey, here's an idea, instead of taking me on an ash dive, since I don't want to be cremated, who will take my dead body on a tandem? Me - "Okay lift your feet up for landing." You- Me- 'No, really, lift up your feet." you- . . . . . . well, we'd get a rigger to hook up some opposing sort of contraption so that when the TI flares, it automatically raises my knees. of course, it goes w/o saying that said the corpse dive would occur LONG after rigor mortis resolved. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #62 January 8, 2006 Quotelmao they go along with the book lol well sheesh girl, you could've SAID that the FIRST time. I'm a guy! I don't speak "womanese." Gotta throw me a frickin bone here. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #63 January 8, 2006 I want to be cremated and I want eveyone to have one hell of a wake. No crying just alot of fun. I`ve spent 18 years of my life underground already and believe me when I say it`s no place I want to spend eternity.Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #64 January 8, 2006 QuoteQuotelmao they go along with the book lol well sheesh girl, you could've SAID that the FIRST time. I'm a guy! I don't speak "womanese." Gotta throw me a frickin bone here. *** Here's some help~ Subject: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: I Think I finally Understand!!! DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..............................49 Adventurous......................Slept with everyone Athletic............................No tits Average looking.................Ugly Beautiful..........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile...............Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure.............On medication Feminist...........................Fat Free spirit.........................Junkie Friendship first...................Former slut Fun.................................Annoying New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned....................No BJs Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate........................Sloppy drunk Professional.......................Bitch Voluptuous........................Very Fat Large frame.......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH:! 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #65 January 8, 2006 You are SOOOO helpful! First, strong business consultation, now solid marital advice! How much do I owe ya? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #66 January 8, 2006 Quote How much do I owe ya? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #67 January 8, 2006 I want my body donated to research ( ya'll know, pre-med fuckers) to find out how to store more alcohol in our livers without so many ill-effects. Although the idea of burning the remains is appealing, I owe a debt of gratitude to Bacardi.Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charmsdroppop 0 #68 January 8, 2006 Hey YOU what the HELL does all that dictionary crap have to do with being buried or cremated??? Stay on topic or ------outta here with that.is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 January 8, 2006 QuoteHey YOU what the HELL does all that dictionary crap have to do with being buried or cremated??? Stay on topic or ------outta here with that. Quote You mean you DON'T KNOW????? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #70 January 8, 2006 I'd prefer to be cremated followed by ash dive.............a party and not a funeral."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charmsdroppop 0 #71 January 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteHey YOU what the HELL does all that dictionary crap have to do with being buried or cremated??? Stay on topic or ------outta here with that. Quote You mean you DON'T KNOW????? No because it doesn't have anything to do with this unless YOU become responsible for a related outcome. Duey!! Quoteis it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #72 January 8, 2006 My grandmother suffered from ill health for years. Her cremation was a great comfort to everyone. (We think that is what finally did her in. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites timber 4 #73 January 8, 2006 In the last week here in Pensacola It was published in the local paper to please not use the cemetary as a dog park as owners are letting their dogs make messes around the cemetary and it is not picked up. See It never ends even when you are dead you are still getting shit on !!! I want to be creamated and my ashes sent to Masingil so I can be sent to a place I have been trying to get back to since I was born. Actually a ash dive with your friends is every skydivers right !!! Though sad it is a beautiful experience !! Followed by A HUGE Party !! Blue Skies all, Have a happy and Safe New Year !! timber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #74 January 8, 2006 i want to be chopped up to help feed the homeless.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #75 January 8, 2006 Quotei want to be chopped up to help feed the homeless. *tearing up* OMG, that's... so.... beautiful *sniff* I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 3 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
happythoughts 0 #72 January 8, 2006 My grandmother suffered from ill health for years. Her cremation was a great comfort to everyone. (We think that is what finally did her in. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timber 4 #73 January 8, 2006 In the last week here in Pensacola It was published in the local paper to please not use the cemetary as a dog park as owners are letting their dogs make messes around the cemetary and it is not picked up. See It never ends even when you are dead you are still getting shit on !!! I want to be creamated and my ashes sent to Masingil so I can be sent to a place I have been trying to get back to since I was born. Actually a ash dive with your friends is every skydivers right !!! Though sad it is a beautiful experience !! Followed by A HUGE Party !! Blue Skies all, Have a happy and Safe New Year !! timber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #74 January 8, 2006 i want to be chopped up to help feed the homeless.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #75 January 8, 2006 Quotei want to be chopped up to help feed the homeless. *tearing up* OMG, that's... so.... beautiful *sniff* I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
