freethefly 6 #26 January 9, 2006 Unlike the rest of you used-human salesmen, I didn't lie. $1,474,022.00. This is, however, negotiable and I will entertian any reasonable offer. You will, however, be responsiable for all shipping fees and I will not be responsiable for any damage during shipping. Please note that all deals are finale and I do have a no return policy. Went back and lied. As a chick I am worth considerably more, $2,997,190.00. However, I do not believe that I will be lopping anything off for a few dollars more."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 January 9, 2006 Hey, I didn't lie at all. In fact, I tended to err on the lower side of things, like income, IQ, looks, etc. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #28 January 9, 2006 Way too many personal questions for me to answer honestly on some strange website. I'm probably not worth too much $ anyway, since I'm a little high on the mileage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #29 January 9, 2006 QuotePost: http://www.humanforsale.com Sorry, that annoys me ________________________________________ I always edit for spelling/grammar. It just bothers me. Under a new law that bilvon posted, you can have her arrested. These types of crimes should not go unpunished. It is a crime that goes against the very grain of decency and the humanrace will forever be of a better nature if swift and just punishment were to be doled out to deter others from annoying us."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #30 January 9, 2006 My ignorance at making clicky's can get me arrested? ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #31 January 9, 2006 No, just for annoying PLFXpert Read about it in the speakers corner"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #32 January 9, 2006 I'm worth $7.50The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #33 January 9, 2006 QuoteI'm worth $7.50 I'll bid $2.50. (You DO do windows, right?) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #34 January 9, 2006 stupid Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #35 January 9, 2006 I feel so cheap $1,376,566 HA g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #36 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm worth $7.50 I'll bid $2.50. (You DO do windows, right?) I do windows, but not for under $5..... I may be cheap but I sure am easy... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #37 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm worth $7.50 I'll bid $2.50. (You DO do windows, right?) I do windows, but not for under $5..... I may be cheap but I sure am easy... SOLD!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #38 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI'm worth $7.50 I'll bid $2.50. (You DO do windows, right?) I do windows, but not for under $5..... I may be cheap but I sure am easy... SOLD!! Uhmmmm... you do realize that you have to pay the shipping....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #39 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI'm worth $7.50 I'll bid $2.50. (You DO do windows, right?) I do windows, but not for under $5..... I may be cheap but I sure am easy... SOLD!! Uhmmmm... you do realize that you have to pay the shipping.... SHIPPING?? Why, that's an outrage - I'll not pay a penny more than the agreed upon price of 5USD!!!! Who is your agent? I'll report him to the highest authority!! Shipping, indeed... End scene. Thank you, thank you, you're too kind! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #40 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI'm worth $7.50 I'll bid $2.50. (You DO do windows, right?) I do windows, but not for under $5..... I may be cheap but I sure am easy... SOLD!! Uhmmmm... you do realize that you have to pay the shipping.... SHIPPING?? Why, that's an outrage - I'll not pay a penny more than the agreed upon price of 5USD!!!! Who is your agent? I'll report him to the highest authority!! Shipping, indeed... End scene. Thank you, thank you, you're too kind! Applause.. applause... waving $1 in the air... lol I'm my own agent, maybe that's why I'm only worth $7.50The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #41 January 9, 2006 Ahh, excellent!! If you have dollars to wave around, you can cover shipping. Glad we've settled that. Don't forget the toothbrush. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #42 January 9, 2006 QuoteAhh, excellent!! If you have dollars to wave around, you can cover shipping. Glad we've settled that. Don't forget the toothbrush. But the dollar will only cover half of shipping, not even that if I have to get a new tooth brush..The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #43 January 10, 2006 http://www.humanforsale.com I am worth $2,003,248 on HumanForSale.com Gender: Male $200,000 Age: 27 $30,000 Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000 Height: 5'9 $0 Weight: 155 lbs. $0 Body Type: Athletic $25,000 Hair Color: Brown $5,000 Eye Color: Blue $1,000 Handed: Right $5,000 Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000 Shoe Size: NA $0 Bald: Yes ($15,000) 20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000 Penis Size: 8 inches $15,000 Cavities: More than 4 $0 Athletic Ability: Excellent $100,000 Attractiveness: NA $100,000 IQ: 129 $156,024 SAT Score: NA $0 HS GPA: 3.8 $36,100 Education: High School $1,000 Bilingual: No $0 Income: NA $0 Profession: Government $0 Alcohol: Occasionally $0 Smoker: No $15,000 Pot: No $10,000 Drugs: No $10,000 Exercise: Often $15,000 Divorced: No $0 Comitted Felony: No $15,000 Watch Television: Seldom $2,500 Sexuality: NA $25,000 Style: Average $30,000 Artistic: Above Average $45,000 Sense of Humor: Below Average $20,000 Addictive Personality: No $10,000 Give to Charity: Yes $25,000 Adult Content: Seldom $0 Gamble: Seldom $0 Multiplier x2 Total: $2,003,248Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #44 January 10, 2006 $2,045,950. Not to worry, ladies--it's negotiable. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jloirsdaan 0 #45 January 10, 2006 Total: $1,870,046 Jordan Go Fast, Dock Soft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #46 January 10, 2006 QuoteI was honest on education (grad degree), vocation (marketing, though in Healthcare), height (5'3"), and IQ (130) I fibbed a bit on weight , attractiveness (above average is honest, excellent really isn't), and build (I'm not athletically built YET) And I got nothing for C-cups. So... how you doin'?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingTed 0 #47 January 10, 2006 $1,848,566 #1094 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #48 January 10, 2006 you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 January 10, 2006 $1,227,042. I come cheap...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
