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crwpj: I hope my smartass remarks aren't making you have a worse day. I really mean no harm.



Woah there, hoss. That almost sounded genuine. We wouldn't want you ruining a perfectly good bad reputation by actually being compassionate.

Now go back to poisoning racoons, kicking stray dogs, and making posts about how much you hate women.



You are crackin' me up, but yeah, I needed a good slap in the face. What the hell was I thinkin' posting garbage like that?!!!

The guy who stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square in 1989 was kind of a pussy since he didn't actually get run over.

The people who developed medical miracles in the 80s were either researchers who did it to feed their egos or they got paid for it, so it doesn't really count.

Same for people who made the Space Shuttle and Space Station happen. Oh, that's right I was one of those people (so is wmw999). At least I had the decency to do it in the 90's. The people who did it in the 80's were a bunch of losers.

God knows anyone who did anything in the 80's was a loser. Anyone who skydived in the 80's was really a total loser.

The only thing that makes life worthwhile is feeding stray dogs. That wasn't true back in the 80's but it is true now for sure.

I'd write more on this topic, but I'm going to go slap a few babies and kick some puppies.

edited to add:
I can't even pretend that I hate women. Not even a little bit. I did in the 80's though, and so did everyone else.;)

Walt

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I think there was some law about mandatory drug intake, but I don't remember exactly...


Hey! Your 80's sound a lot more fun than mine. :)
HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

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Well, at least now I know for sure that I'm not the only one not getting laid!!!



you would know more if you did more listening and less talking.



Are you just having a bad day today?

Walt



PM sent.

Note to Chris Cowden: Sometimes the lack of a message is the message.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Sometimes the lack of a message is the message.

rl



Yeah, well, that doesn't hold a candle to the sound of one hand clapping.



You want me to send the PM to you too?

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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edited to add:
I can't even pretend that I hate women. Not even a little bit. I did in the 80's though, and so did everyone else.;)



Fortunately, you outgrew it.

Some men never do.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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edited to add:
I can't even pretend that I hate women. Not even a little bit. I did in the 80's though, and so did everyone else.;)



Fortunately, you outgrew it.

Some men never do.

rl



You know damn well I didn't hate women in the 80s or any other time!

What some men never learn is to respect women and that is a bad thing. It's a really bad thing.

Walt

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I would vote for RhondaLea as a new moderator. She can do the smackdown better than anyone.B|



You're funny, Chris. I would make a terrible moderator. The only kind of moderation I believe in is moderation by peer pressure and browbeating. The last posts I ever want to delete are the truly offensive ones because I think they should be left for all the world to see the character of those who made them. Deleting such posts is like a free pass--one gets the momentary demonic pleasure of inflicting hurt without the long-term consequences.

Unfortunately, the result of all that is chaos. As I said, I would make a terrible moderator.

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I love you RhondaLea!:)



Are you sure your head's okay? :S

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If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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The only kind of moderation I believe in is moderation by peer pressure and browbeating.



RL just got my vote! Maybe someone should start a poll on it... check the campain numbers and such. :P

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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I don't think it is sexually deviant but I know someone who put a bugar in someones bong toke when I was a teenager and the guy smoked it:D:D:D!

Hmmm which sexual deviant story can I tell? I did it in the weight room at work once. That was intense, but no one else was there.:S Did it in the maintainece room with everyone just on the other side of the door working. :ph34r: my favorite thing is to give blow jobs going down the freeway, and putting a sign on my ass that says " YES, I AM DOING THAT":D:D:Dget alot of honking!-Caress
I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

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my favorite thing is to give blow jobs going down the freeway, and putting a sign on my ass that says " YES, I AM DOING THAT":D:D:Dget alot of honking!-Caress

That is perfect! You know you're making the day for a lot of truck drivers.B|

How about a sign that says "No, I'm just taking a nap." ?
Think anyone would believe it?:ph34r:

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