she put me in hell

[wingnut 0]

okay so maybeit isn't hell, but i had to meet the girlfriends extended family tonight.... arived last night down here and she left me alone with her parents today after only meeting them late last nightand now i'm here with her family and it's going to kill me.... ahhhh..... i have being uncomfortable...... i wish i already was comfortable with them... lucklily i'm hidding out n the comuter room right now.... oh well, got to go.....



p.s. she is goona give me shit when she reads this later.....

p.p.s. please don't give me to much shit babe when you read this....

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[LuvToFly 0]

Make it fun.

Just think of it like a video game and you have to dodge bullets.

Okay, wait, er.. that's not such a good idea...

It can't be as bad as my experience -

When I was like 18 years old I went over to pick up a girl I had been seeing. She was of Greek origin and just my luck she was late getting ready. So I went in and her mother and father sat across from me while she was getting ready upstairs. Asking a few probing questions, they leaned forward and said, "you seem like a nice kid... however, you're not what we had in mind for our daughter." Talk about uncomfortable. Never saw her again as they called off her dating.

"The helicopter approaches closer than any other to fulfillment
of mankind's ancient dreams of a magic carpet" - Igor Sikorsky

[waltappel 1]

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okay so maybeit isn't hell, but i had to meet the girlfriends extended family tonight.... arived last night down here and she left me alone with her parents today after only meeting them late last nightand now i'm here with her family and it's going to kill me.... ahhhh..... i have being uncomfortable...... i wish i already was comfortable with them... lucklily i'm hidding out n the comuter room right now.... oh well, got to go.....



p.s. she is goona give me shit when she reads this later.....

p.p.s. please don't give me to much shit babe when you read this....

Dude, that is SOOOOOO BAD!!!!!

Remember, no talking about religion, politics, drugs, animal sex, orgies, or anything like that!

Walt

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Dude, that is SOOOOOO BAD!!!!!

Remember, no talking about religion, politics, drugs, animal sex, orgies, or anything like that!

Walt

But talking about you having sex with their daughter is OK. Don't leave out any details they will thank you for it.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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Dude, that is SOOOOOO BAD!!!!!

Remember, no talking about religion, politics, drugs, animal sex, orgies, or anything like that!

Walt

But talking about you having sex with their daughter is OK. Don't leave out any details they will thank you for it.

Wow--I've been wondering where you were. You never posted details about your hellish cruise (or at least I never saw it if you did).

(I said "hellish" because you didn't have your gear with you!)

Walt

[jasonRose 0]

I guess this thread is being hijacked now..

No jumping. She won that round.

Although we scuba dived a ton which was a lot of fun.

She also talked me out of going to Eloy boogie this week.

Dam wuffos.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[chaoskitty 0]

HA! HA!

Hey.. we're back in town so if you need a place to hang while Kelly is at work, give us a holla.

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I guess this thread is being hijacked now..

No jumping. She won that round.

Although we scuba dived a ton which was a lot of fun.

She also talked me out of going to Eloy boogie this week.

Dam wuffos.

Jason,

Unless she is rich and owns a liquor store, she is WRONG for you!

Walt

[homer 0]

I will post for Jason. His girlfriend who is really cool I might add said something along the lines that he still owes her some serious sex. What for not sure he doesn't show his face as much around the DZ since the cruise. I do know they had sex on just about every deck of the ship to include some risky lap sex with others around. As for the cruise its self it went well he said.

CSA #699 Muff #3804

[jasonRose 0]

We settled to going to Eloy Jan 26-29 and she promised to fly the tunnel.

I'm weak, I know.


Walt give me strength.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[jasonRose 0]

What the hell!!

I have been at the DZ the last three weekends where the hell have you been??

As far as sex goes..... Well a man must have his staples..

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[homer 0]

Well this weekend It was Christmas and the weather was crap. Last weekend I took my Boy Scout troop camping and the weekend before that I was at the DZ because we talk on Saturday. Sunday it was just me and Larry untill noon when we locked up and went home. I will be there this weekend so the Caravan had better be running.

Want to do some CReW with me I need to work on my top dock.

Oh, sorry for the momentary hijack.

Back to the topic-
Just be yourself and make them laugh. Remember it's your girlfriend you need to impress not her parents.

CSA #699 Muff #3804

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Jason,

Unless she is rich and owns a liquor store, she is WRONG for you!

Walt

I'm going to assume you've never met Jason or his girlfriend.

He's dating wayyyyyy up. He should kiss her whuffo ass any opportunity he gets.

Just kidding, Jason. How'd the anniversary gift go over, anyway?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Jason,

Unless she is rich and owns a liquor store, she is WRONG for you!

Walt

I'm going to assume you've never met Jason or his girlfriend.

He's dating wayyyyyy up. He should kiss her whuffo ass any opportunity he gets.

Just kidding, Jason. How'd the anniversary gift go over, anyway?

True, I have never met her and if she has ever read my advice to Jason regarding the "gear love accusation" then she probably thinks of me as being quite evil.

She probably does not understand that there is a need for balance in the universe, though, and as long as she tries to be a bad influence on Jason by coming between him, his gear, and his jumping, I will be there.

Walt

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HA! HA!

Hey.. we're back in town so if you need a place to hang while Kelly is at work, give us a holla.

Damn you is a mean kitty! But at least you offered him a "haven"

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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HA! HA!

Hey.. we're back in town so if you need a place to hang while Kelly is at work, give us a holla.

Damn you is a mean kitty! But at least you offered him a "haven"

is it really that much of a haven?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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HA! HA!

Hey.. we're back in town so if you need a place to hang while Kelly is at work, give us a holla.

Damn you is a mean kitty! But at least you offered him a "haven"

is it really that much of a haven?

it is as long as you dont spill red wine everywhere.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Jason,

Unless she is rich and owns a liquor store, she is WRONG for you!

Walt

I'm going to assume you've never met Jason or his girlfriend.

He's dating wayyyyyy up. He should kiss her whuffo ass any opportunity he gets.

Just kidding, Jason. How'd the anniversary gift go over, anyway?

True, I have never met her and if she has ever read my advice to Jason regarding the "gear love accusation" then she probably thinks of me as being quite evil.

She probably does not understand that there is a need for balance in the universe, though, and as long as she tries to be a bad influence on Jason by coming between him, his gear, and his jumping, I will be there.

Walt

Walt, I know you have my back..

By the way she doesn't read anything on DZ.com so you are in the clear.


She did buy me stuff for X-mas that was all related to skydiving. Pelican case to hold my rig when I travel, a new camera to mount on my helmet and a new helmet.
I think she is a keeper..

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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HA! HA!

Hey.. we're back in town so if you need a place to hang while Kelly is at work, give us a holla.

Damn you is a mean kitty! But at least you offered him a "haven"

is it really that much of a haven?

it is as long as you dont spill red wine everywhere.

speaking from experience are ya's

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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She did buy me stuff for X-mas that was all related to skydiving. Pelican case to hold my rig when I travel, a new camera to mount on my helmet and a new helmet.
I think she is a keeper..

I am so glad to hear that. I was beginning to think she had very few redeeming qualities, but now I'm starting to understand why you put up with her evil side.

Bear in mind, though, that it just may be part of her evil plan...

Walt

[jasonRose 0]

Hmmm.... Good advice, I will proceed with caution..

Thanks for the help once again bra...

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[yardhippie 0]

is it really that much of a haven?

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Bear in mind, though, that it just may be part of her evil plan...

Walt

I believe this may be what Walt is referring to.

[NlghtJumper 0]

This is sounding awfully familiar...
oh that's right! Walt's "Ultimate Accusation"

N E Way... Parents are easy to work over. Just play the good kid. Keep the kinky stuff to yourself, and as mentioned above, beware of controversial topics!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Bear in mind, though, that it just may be part of her evil plan...

Walt

I believe this may be what Walt is referring to.

I haven't read that before. I love it!!!!!

WALT IS A PAGON GOD!!!!
Edit: I can't spell for shit!

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!