chrissylicious 0 #1 December 17, 2005 Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning."I will stick you with a rope"- ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 December 17, 2005 Your were a load your mother should have swallowed...or the best part of you dripped down your mommas legSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 December 17, 2005 well if theY're "your momma " jokes a good one is Your momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the familyMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #4 December 17, 2005 Your so ugly you hurt my feelings. (He was so ugly he hurt my feelings - Moms Mabely) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 December 17, 2005 you're so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed tuscan villa, you sit AROUND the magnificently appointed tuscan villa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #6 December 17, 2005 How many times do I have to flush you before you go away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #7 December 17, 2005 Favorite insult: You son of a motherless goat! What can you say to that? WHAT? Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 December 17, 2005 Good one, Shit Brain !Nigger nigger nigger ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 December 17, 2005 Quoteyou're so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed tuscan villa, you sit AROUND the magnificently appointed tuscan villa. I even read it in a family guy voice My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 December 17, 2005 You were so ugly they slapped your momma when you were born! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #11 December 17, 2005 Yo momma eats bat shit off cave walls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 December 17, 2005 your mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out her ass... or your mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose or Your so ugly your momma had to tie a pork chop round your neck jsut to get the dog to play with youSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #13 December 17, 2005 your father should have pulled out early. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 December 17, 2005 if you speak Hungul You're mother has a shaved pussy. ask a korean why this is an insult (sudsy may be able to tell you)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #15 December 17, 2005 Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #16 December 17, 2005 If my dog looked like you I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #17 December 17, 2005 you suck, your mother sucks and your sister would have sucked if I'd had 5 bucks! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bodyflight.Net 0 #18 December 17, 2005 is THAT your FACE??? or did your NECK THROW UP? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #19 December 17, 2005 You're an american, aren't you? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 December 17, 2005 QuoteYou're an american, aren't you? OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BURN! Damn, you gonna take that?! CATFIGHT!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #21 December 17, 2005 Quoteyour mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose My whole family is laughing! OMG! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #22 December 17, 2005 (to my wife) the reason you are so bad at [whatever] is because you're a girl [especially effective during marriage counselling sessions] (when someone wont stop talking) does silence offend you? take a fucking breath. How often, exactly, have you forgotten to breathe? but my favorite might be: I like to fuck with people like yourself who keep their heads firmly entrenched within their rectal cavities to the extent that it stops circulation of blood to the brain and inhibits their ability to see anything except their own self important crap. And of course, the old standby: Oh shit, I forgot, you're an american. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #23 December 17, 2005 Quote(to my wife) the reason you are so bad at [whatever] is because you're a girl [especially effective during marriage counselling sessions] (when someone wont stop talking) does silence offend you? take a fucking breath. How often, exactly, have you forgotten to breathe? but my favorite might be: I like to fuck with people like yourself who keep their heads firmly entrenched within their rectal cavities to the extent that it stops circulation of blood to the brain and inhibits their ability to see anything except their own self important crap. And of course, the old standby: Oh shit, I forgot, you're an american. them's fightin' werds! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #24 December 17, 2005 which one in particular. I'll take notes :) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #25 December 17, 2005 youd have to be able to write to do thatSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 1 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AlexCrowley 0 #22 December 17, 2005 (to my wife) the reason you are so bad at [whatever] is because you're a girl [especially effective during marriage counselling sessions] (when someone wont stop talking) does silence offend you? take a fucking breath. How often, exactly, have you forgotten to breathe? but my favorite might be: I like to fuck with people like yourself who keep their heads firmly entrenched within their rectal cavities to the extent that it stops circulation of blood to the brain and inhibits their ability to see anything except their own self important crap. And of course, the old standby: Oh shit, I forgot, you're an american. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #23 December 17, 2005 Quote(to my wife) the reason you are so bad at [whatever] is because you're a girl [especially effective during marriage counselling sessions] (when someone wont stop talking) does silence offend you? take a fucking breath. How often, exactly, have you forgotten to breathe? but my favorite might be: I like to fuck with people like yourself who keep their heads firmly entrenched within their rectal cavities to the extent that it stops circulation of blood to the brain and inhibits their ability to see anything except their own self important crap. And of course, the old standby: Oh shit, I forgot, you're an american. them's fightin' werds! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #24 December 17, 2005 which one in particular. I'll take notes :) TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 December 17, 2005 youd have to be able to write to do thatSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
