Ashtanga 0 #51 December 29, 2005 QuoteStart the fire then open the flute. Ooh get video. That is cruel and unusual punishment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #52 December 29, 2005 Call Steve Irwin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #53 December 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm confused. Why don't you just start a fire?Well smack my ass and call me Judy. If she started a fire with the flute closed the whole house would fill up with smoke. Actually THIS is what's wrong with our country. Some people SHOULD call 911. I'm sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky-pimp 0 #54 December 29, 2005 QuoteCall Steve Irwin. do crocks climb down chimneys ??? ANYWAY , whats going on with ya critter , whats the news , whats happening .. just light the fire , it might be gettin cold YeHaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfitzge 0 #55 December 29, 2005 A flaming raccoon running around the room would be a cool video.#148 Sonic Scrat "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the eyes?" Woodpecker pulling out his pants pockets to the waitress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #56 December 29, 2005 Quotedo crocks climb down chimneys ??? He deals with other animals besides crocs. Ever seen him pic up a mamba (not the canopy). He saves Kuola Bears, etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #57 December 29, 2005 QuoteA flaming raccoon running around the room would be a cool video. It would be just like the cartoons right? He'd run around in circlels making that woo woo woo noise while trying to put his flaming tail out with his little top hat! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #58 December 29, 2005 No silly . He wouuld rub his butt on the floor all the way to the tub of water. Then make some joke about cooking ducks without the right wine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #59 December 29, 2005 Quote No silly . He wouuld rub his butt on the floor all the way to the tub of water. Then make some joke about cooking ducks without the right wine. Oh yeah, sorry. That's a much better image. Hope he doesn't leave a snail trail. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #60 December 29, 2005 The koala is not a bear... Animal update.... hes still chattering.... trying to figure out how to get clays camera helmet working... then Im gonna wear it as I open the flue... then post to skydiving movies... wonder if Dave has a section on "When skydivers get stupid at home "Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #61 December 29, 2005 then the burning rodent can start your curtains on fire and help to burn your house down. that would be the greatest video of the year. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #62 December 29, 2005 QuoteThe koala is not a bear... There is no spoon.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #63 December 29, 2005 So what wine goes with roasted duck ? This could be the most important advice of the thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #64 December 29, 2005 We can pretty much rule out the duck theory cheesecake... Im guessing raccoon or squirell... anyone know how to operate a camera helmet send me a pm... I cant get in the box to turn it on...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #65 December 29, 2005 QuoteSo what wine goes with roasted duck ? This could be the most important advice of the thread. 2003 August West Rosella's Vineyard Santa Lucia Highlands Pinot Noir ($42) 2003 Williams Selyem Russian River Valley Pinot Noir ($42) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #66 December 29, 2005 Awesome ! Don't forget goggles. Go Lisa my hero ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfitzge 0 #67 December 29, 2005 I would have to say a nice Amstel#148 Sonic Scrat "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the eyes?" Woodpecker pulling out his pants pockets to the waitress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #68 December 29, 2005 and gloves don't forget the glovesif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky-pimp 0 #69 December 29, 2005 go for it .... light the fire , he's cold , thats his teeth chattering you can hear .. ... have some one with a big bag or coat ready to dive on him , if he's really pissed off he might try to kick your ass and as a second plan , have a bag of marshmallows open near the fire so you can explain why the fire is lit YeHaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #70 December 29, 2005 QuoteWalt, I do believe you qualify as a professional now!!! No, I'm still very much a retard. I'm trying to devise a plan where I can get a picture of me having ridiculously close contact with a wild raccoon. (Kind of like those shots with me and the armadillo). I am not a smart man. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #71 December 29, 2005 Does anyone else feel like they are standing around watching two people about to duke it out and egging them both on just to see the fur fly??if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #72 December 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotemaybe you are...I WAS actually thinking something sexual....imagine that There's something seriously wrong with me this week, I think. rlAnything a popsicle wouldn't fix? I think it's going to take more than one. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #73 December 29, 2005 QuoteDoes anyone else feel like they are standing around watching two people about to duke it out and egging them both on just to see the fur fly?? Who wouldn't want to see that type of argument? "You are not a retard--you are a professional" "Wrong, I make Forrest Gump look like the super genius. In fact, let me prove it by...." and so on... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #74 December 29, 2005 Quote Yes you're the only person who was thinking Redi whip. If you weren't thinking of whips and cream so much, you would pay more attention to the Cheese. And i thought you were a wiz ? Geeze. Look, everybody knows that Redi Whip is nasty because it ends up getting in your hair and you start to get really tired of the taste by the time you've sucked half the can out of her.... Uh, now that I'm thinking about it, it doesn't sound that bad after all!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #75 December 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo what wine goes with roasted duck ? This could be the most important advice of the thread. 2003 August West Rosella's Vineyard Santa Lucia Highlands Pinot Noir ($42) 2003 Williams Selyem Russian River Valley Pinot Noir ($42) Nice recommendations! A nice gamey pinot or red burgundy would go swimmingly with duck. I'd choose something a bit bolder for racoon or squirrel. Maybe a Rhone. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
