BillyVance 34 #26 December 30, 2005 QuoteI am bowing three times in your direction. Walt Ditto!!! My freaking hero!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 December 31, 2005 Quite a while back, a friend used a line (that he said was not original). We were at a bar and he asked a girl to dance. "With you? I don't think so." He replied, "So, I guess a blow job is out of the question then..." In my younger years, I did construction work. I was on a big site with 300 workers, only 4 women. One of the men said something that I can't recall, but the woman responded with, "Buddy, I hope your asshole grows together". There is just no response to that. (It sounds semi-painful also) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #28 December 31, 2005 Ok so there I was on the table about to have a vasectime. The docters doing the work were a jovial bunch suggesting such things as dying my pubics a different colour or doing them up in a mohawk. One of the guys there leaned over just as the surgeon made that first little pin prick on the sac and with the straightest face you can imagine says " So what made you decide on a sex change?"Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 December 31, 2005 Quote" So what made you decide on a sex change?" You have stared pure evil in the face! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #30 December 31, 2005 To follow that up. While waiting to leave the clinic they have you lay down in a recovery ward for a while. My wife wasn't able to come and collect me from the clinic so she sent her best friend. While I was laying there Sue, the friend, went to get my precription for pain relief filled. The nurse walks by and asks"where did your wife go?" I said "She's not my wife!" The nurse just kind of looks at me with this questioning look n her face. So I said"She just dosen't want to get pregnant" This came out of my mouth just as Sue arrives back on the sceen. I don't think she ever forgave me for thatWatch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #31 December 31, 2005 I'm totally disgusted. I can't believe there are women who act that way. rl sheesh, really.........the girl not taking the bet like that.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
