cocheese 0 #1 December 27, 2005 How smart are you ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 December 27, 2005 42 scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 December 27, 2005 It's very recent. I decided *not* to get on a flight to Dulles. I have a guaranteed flight from Roanoke to Chicago to Seattle later on today. If I go to Dulles, I could get stuck in airport limbo and never get home (and, thus, miss my flight to Eloy tomorrow morning!). If I wait and try to get on the next flight through Chicago, worst case scenario I end up on my original flight. And, this dinky little airport has FREE wireless. How cool is that? Yep, I'm feeling pretty smart right now. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 December 27, 2005 Ok, before the " I did a chick that was on Jeapordy " jokes start..... I'm not talking about doing smart chicks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #5 December 27, 2005 Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 December 27, 2005 Yeah horse, we've all seen your trident. I just didn't know you were into impaling guys with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #7 December 27, 2005 I said yes when he asked me to marry him Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #8 December 27, 2005 Quote42 shit the meaning of life Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #9 December 27, 2005 joining dz.com, of course. The ripple effect has been profound, to say the least. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 December 28, 2005 QuoteYep, I'm feeling pretty smart right now. Feeling pretty dumb right now as I sit in Chicago. I made it out on standby but guess what? I'm going to end up on my original flight to Seattle anyway. D'oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #11 December 28, 2005 I decided to drink tequila this evening! One of my finest decisions to date! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 December 28, 2005 QuoteI decided to drink tequila this evening! One of my finest decisions to date! Vinny, that means you're smart all the time. Oh, wait, you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites markd_nscr986 0 #13 December 28, 2005 Kept my mind open and my mouth shut when it could have gone the other way very easilyMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #14 December 28, 2005 I quit my job.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites markd_nscr986 0 #15 December 28, 2005 Best of luck to you on your future endeavorsMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #16 December 28, 2005 You are oh far too sweet. I'm a dumbass. When will I see you again? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #17 December 28, 2005 QuoteYou are oh far too sweet. I'm a dumbass. When will I see you again? Good question. What's your boogie schedule for next year? Also depends greatly on where my first client is (which will determine whether east coast or west coast DZs are easier for my little weekend jaunts...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #18 December 28, 2005 I dunno yet either. Work will be a major driver. I hear Skydivexxl will be on the East Coast early next year for a boogie. Perhaps I should waddle out to the west coast. Thinking of a Vancouver ski trip anyway... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #19 December 28, 2005 QuoteThinking of a Vancouver ski trip anyway... Keep me posted on that. I'm just a hop skip and a jump from Vancouver and the BC ski snowboard areas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #20 December 28, 2005 OK. That would be cool. Still working out the details... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sen.Blutarsky 0 #21 December 28, 2005 I fired my law firm. The one I was a full equity partner in. They dissolved immediately thereafter and have had to accept in-house positions while I’m selectively entertaining negotiations with other firms and consultancies. 2006 is looking to my best year in a long, long time on a number of levels. Free advice to potential looters: Never pee in your own drinking well, it can poison you if you don’t respect it. Blutarsky 2006. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #22 December 28, 2005 Either a) putting that extra "glug" of Captain Morgan into my cocktail or b) not arguing, bitching, whining or crying when I got fired. a) means I don't need to make another cocktail this evening, which saves me (at least) 50 cents (or means I have an extra diet Coke for later). b) means I can still skydive at the dropzone closest to where I live. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #23 December 28, 2005 We were sitting around Skydive Sebastian Christmas Eve and thought "hey, lets crash Harry Parker's formal party and do a naked conga line into it"...I was "in", then bailed..after seeing the pics the next day of the naked conga of 20 people crash his party, I'm glad I bailed But it was funny to see how many still had the balls to do it after a full day of drinking. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #24 December 28, 2005 I quit my job today It's the best thing I've done for myself in a looooong while.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #25 December 28, 2005 I'm just a hop skip and a jump from Vancouver and the BC ski snowboard areas. like, uh, TOTALLY shredded, man. er, uh...sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
markd_nscr986 0 #13 December 28, 2005 Kept my mind open and my mouth shut when it could have gone the other way very easilyMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #14 December 28, 2005 I quit my job.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #15 December 28, 2005 Best of luck to you on your future endeavorsMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #16 December 28, 2005 You are oh far too sweet. I'm a dumbass. When will I see you again? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 December 28, 2005 QuoteYou are oh far too sweet. I'm a dumbass. When will I see you again? Good question. What's your boogie schedule for next year? Also depends greatly on where my first client is (which will determine whether east coast or west coast DZs are easier for my little weekend jaunts...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #18 December 28, 2005 I dunno yet either. Work will be a major driver. I hear Skydivexxl will be on the East Coast early next year for a boogie. Perhaps I should waddle out to the west coast. Thinking of a Vancouver ski trip anyway... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 December 28, 2005 QuoteThinking of a Vancouver ski trip anyway... Keep me posted on that. I'm just a hop skip and a jump from Vancouver and the BC ski snowboard areas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #20 December 28, 2005 OK. That would be cool. Still working out the details... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sen.Blutarsky 0 #21 December 28, 2005 I fired my law firm. The one I was a full equity partner in. They dissolved immediately thereafter and have had to accept in-house positions while I’m selectively entertaining negotiations with other firms and consultancies. 2006 is looking to my best year in a long, long time on a number of levels. Free advice to potential looters: Never pee in your own drinking well, it can poison you if you don’t respect it. Blutarsky 2006. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #22 December 28, 2005 Either a) putting that extra "glug" of Captain Morgan into my cocktail or b) not arguing, bitching, whining or crying when I got fired. a) means I don't need to make another cocktail this evening, which saves me (at least) 50 cents (or means I have an extra diet Coke for later). b) means I can still skydive at the dropzone closest to where I live. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #23 December 28, 2005 We were sitting around Skydive Sebastian Christmas Eve and thought "hey, lets crash Harry Parker's formal party and do a naked conga line into it"...I was "in", then bailed..after seeing the pics the next day of the naked conga of 20 people crash his party, I'm glad I bailed But it was funny to see how many still had the balls to do it after a full day of drinking. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #24 December 28, 2005 I quit my job today It's the best thing I've done for myself in a looooong while.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #25 December 28, 2005 I'm just a hop skip and a jump from Vancouver and the BC ski snowboard areas. like, uh, TOTALLY shredded, man. er, uh...sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #20 December 28, 2005 OK. That would be cool. Still working out the details... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #21 December 28, 2005 I fired my law firm. The one I was a full equity partner in. They dissolved immediately thereafter and have had to accept in-house positions while I’m selectively entertaining negotiations with other firms and consultancies. 2006 is looking to my best year in a long, long time on a number of levels. Free advice to potential looters: Never pee in your own drinking well, it can poison you if you don’t respect it. Blutarsky 2006. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #22 December 28, 2005 Either a) putting that extra "glug" of Captain Morgan into my cocktail or b) not arguing, bitching, whining or crying when I got fired. a) means I don't need to make another cocktail this evening, which saves me (at least) 50 cents (or means I have an extra diet Coke for later). b) means I can still skydive at the dropzone closest to where I live. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #23 December 28, 2005 We were sitting around Skydive Sebastian Christmas Eve and thought "hey, lets crash Harry Parker's formal party and do a naked conga line into it"...I was "in", then bailed..after seeing the pics the next day of the naked conga of 20 people crash his party, I'm glad I bailed But it was funny to see how many still had the balls to do it after a full day of drinking. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #24 December 28, 2005 I quit my job today It's the best thing I've done for myself in a looooong while.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #25 December 28, 2005 I'm just a hop skip and a jump from Vancouver and the BC ski snowboard areas. like, uh, TOTALLY shredded, man. er, uh...sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
