jmpnkramer 0 #26 December 21, 2005 Did they not show that stuff on "Nip/Tuck" like a week or so ago? It burned the prejudice girls face up. I don't want my butt on fire! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #27 December 21, 2005 Shhhh! Stop it with the sex talk! There are minors around! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #28 December 21, 2005 Wow, this has got to be the funniest thread I've read in awhile. You can pick out the people who haven't tried any sex positions with numerical monikers. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #29 December 21, 2005 At least he gets some... -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #30 December 21, 2005 QuoteAt least he gets some... Raisins and turds, buttboy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #31 December 21, 2005 QuoteShhhh! Stop it with the sex talk! There are minors around! Not to mention your virgin eyes, right? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #32 December 21, 2005 How do eyes get deflowered? if you do it in a baithing suit sunglasses, are you still OK?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #33 December 21, 2005 Ok here is the deal with the whole Butt Bleaching thing...... If you take a look () it is a shade or two darker (we are talking about the hole) then the rest of your ass (if you have a porn mag around take a closer look, air brushing only goes so far). This brightens it up, makes it perky, and makes it presentable for pictures. Just wondered if anyone else has gone ahead and tried it and if the out come was...errrr...what you expected. A tidy hiney is a cute hiney. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #34 December 22, 2005 Have you seriously done this? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #35 December 22, 2005 As an appreciator of the butt in all....er...most of its forms, I have to say, a tidy backside is much appreciated. However, the "bleaching" you speak of, while interesting, seems a bit unnecessary. Darker skin is darker skin, as long as it's clean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #36 December 22, 2005 QuoteWow, this has got to be the funniest thread I've read in awhile. You can pick out the people who haven't tried any sex positions with numerical monikers. The sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #37 December 22, 2005 QuoteHow do eyes get deflowered? if you do it in a baithing suit sunglasses, are you still OK? It's too late. There's no hope for you, Rémi.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites artistcalledian 0 #38 December 22, 2005 QuoteOk here is the deal with the whole Butt Bleaching thing...... If you take a look () it is a shade or two darker (we are talking about the hole) then the rest of your ass (if you have a porn mag around take a closer look, air brushing only goes so far). This brightens it up, makes it perky, and makes it presentable for pictures. Just wondered if anyone else has gone ahead and tried it and if the out come was...errrr...what you expected. A tidy hiney is a cute hiney. Bobbi its not just the hole, its an area of skin aound the starfish that is darker bit like its been stained by shit________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #39 December 22, 2005 QuoteThe sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. Hmm.. Won't you enlighten us then? Apparently I missed something in sex-ed. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dan_iv 0 #40 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. Hmm.. Won't you enlighten us then? Apparently I missed something in sex-ed.think 'doggy'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #41 December 22, 2005 Quotethink 'doggy'. Wouldn't it be the position where the eyes are closest to the butt? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #42 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. Hmm.. Won't you enlighten us then? Apparently I missed something in sex-ed. Well, actually there's more than one. There's rimming...and lets not forget milking. But what I was actually talking about is anal intercourse. And you're just having fun with me, Karen , so for the grand finale... ...felching, of course, (for the record, I don't actually consider that to be a sexual act).If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dan_iv 0 #43 December 22, 2005 what kind of act do you consider it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #44 December 22, 2005 so what exactly is felching? i've heard two versions. one involves a toilet paper roll and a small furry rodent and the other involves semen, a straw, and an orafice. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #45 December 22, 2005 Quotewhat kind of act do you consider it? Prima facie evidence of a mental disorder.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #46 December 22, 2005 Gosh! How could I forget rimming, milking and felching! I don't even know what these are! I kinda think I know what rimming is.. My goodness, I have been left behind in this butt-play revolution. (haha.. get it?) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dan_iv 0 #47 December 22, 2005 QuotePrima facie fancy latin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Fallosophy 0 #48 December 22, 2005 this is what i come back to??? the answer is yes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #49 December 22, 2005 Hasn't this topic been posted on here before? I remember something about it... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #50 December 22, 2005 QuoteShhhh! Stop it with the sex talk! There are minors around! OMG....you're right!! Remi...you have to leave the room, now.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. 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RhondaLea 4 #31 December 21, 2005 QuoteShhhh! Stop it with the sex talk! There are minors around! Not to mention your virgin eyes, right? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #32 December 21, 2005 How do eyes get deflowered? if you do it in a baithing suit sunglasses, are you still OK?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #33 December 21, 2005 Ok here is the deal with the whole Butt Bleaching thing...... If you take a look () it is a shade or two darker (we are talking about the hole) then the rest of your ass (if you have a porn mag around take a closer look, air brushing only goes so far). This brightens it up, makes it perky, and makes it presentable for pictures. Just wondered if anyone else has gone ahead and tried it and if the out come was...errrr...what you expected. A tidy hiney is a cute hiney. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #34 December 22, 2005 Have you seriously done this? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #35 December 22, 2005 As an appreciator of the butt in all....er...most of its forms, I have to say, a tidy backside is much appreciated. However, the "bleaching" you speak of, while interesting, seems a bit unnecessary. Darker skin is darker skin, as long as it's clean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #36 December 22, 2005 QuoteWow, this has got to be the funniest thread I've read in awhile. You can pick out the people who haven't tried any sex positions with numerical monikers. The sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #37 December 22, 2005 QuoteHow do eyes get deflowered? if you do it in a baithing suit sunglasses, are you still OK? It's too late. There's no hope for you, Rémi.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #38 December 22, 2005 QuoteOk here is the deal with the whole Butt Bleaching thing...... If you take a look () it is a shade or two darker (we are talking about the hole) then the rest of your ass (if you have a porn mag around take a closer look, air brushing only goes so far). This brightens it up, makes it perky, and makes it presentable for pictures. Just wondered if anyone else has gone ahead and tried it and if the out come was...errrr...what you expected. A tidy hiney is a cute hiney. Bobbi its not just the hole, its an area of skin aound the starfish that is darker bit like its been stained by shit________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #39 December 22, 2005 QuoteThe sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. Hmm.. Won't you enlighten us then? Apparently I missed something in sex-ed. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #40 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. Hmm.. Won't you enlighten us then? Apparently I missed something in sex-ed.think 'doggy'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #41 December 22, 2005 Quotethink 'doggy'. Wouldn't it be the position where the eyes are closest to the butt? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #42 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe sex position to which this discussion is most relevant doesn't have a numerical moniker. Hmm.. Won't you enlighten us then? Apparently I missed something in sex-ed. Well, actually there's more than one. There's rimming...and lets not forget milking. But what I was actually talking about is anal intercourse. And you're just having fun with me, Karen , so for the grand finale... ...felching, of course, (for the record, I don't actually consider that to be a sexual act).If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #43 December 22, 2005 what kind of act do you consider it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #44 December 22, 2005 so what exactly is felching? i've heard two versions. one involves a toilet paper roll and a small furry rodent and the other involves semen, a straw, and an orafice. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #45 December 22, 2005 Quotewhat kind of act do you consider it? Prima facie evidence of a mental disorder.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #46 December 22, 2005 Gosh! How could I forget rimming, milking and felching! I don't even know what these are! I kinda think I know what rimming is.. My goodness, I have been left behind in this butt-play revolution. (haha.. get it?) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #47 December 22, 2005 QuotePrima facie fancy latin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallosophy 0 #48 December 22, 2005 this is what i come back to??? the answer is yes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 December 22, 2005 Hasn't this topic been posted on here before? I remember something about it... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #50 December 22, 2005 QuoteShhhh! Stop it with the sex talk! There are minors around! OMG....you're right!! Remi...you have to leave the room, now.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
