Lindercles 0 #51 December 22, 2005 I wonder if Michael Jackson bleaches his butt too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #52 December 22, 2005 I really don't like thinking about anuses (It's a quirk leftover from my years as a nurse), so I really wanted to believe it was all a joke. After working up the nerve to do a Google on "anal bleaching", I found it ain't no joke: 1st clicky: If it's in Crappers Quartlerly, then it must be true... [url http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/anbleaccream.html]2nd clicky: Yep, you can buy the stuff... I don't want to think about this any more. Ladies, you never need fear about me criticizing you for the dark skin around your anus. Chances are really, really good that if your anus gets near my eyeballs, I will think it is there because you want to show me how you really feel about me. Even though I probably deserve the gifts that your anus would bestow upon me, I'm quite sure I would shut my eyes. Nothing personal. As I said before, I just don't like anuses. So don't worry about me letting your dirty little secret out. Anuses are bad. Vaginas are good. Boobs--they make life worth living Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #53 December 22, 2005 Nope, I wax, thats about it. I thought it would be a great conversation starter and....I was right!! I saw it on tv and of course have seen the result in porn mags, just thought it was over the top slightly. If someone is getting their ass bleached, more power to them. Bbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #54 December 22, 2005 QuoteLadies, you never need fear about me criticizing you for the dark skin around your anus. Chances are really, really good that if your anus gets near my eyeballs, I will think it is there because you want to show me how you really feel about me. Even though I probably deserve the gifts that your anus would bestow upon me, I'm quite sure I would shut my eyes. Nothing personal. As I said before, I just don't like anuses. So don't worry about me letting your dirty little secret out. Hell if her bare ass is that close to my eyes I've got other things on my mind and won't be inspecting it to see if it's been bleached or not...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #55 December 22, 2005 Don't be afraid lil boy it won't hurt you.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #56 December 22, 2005 QuoteDon't be afraid lil boy it won't hurt you.... Bobbi I keep telling myself that, but I am still very haunted by some of the anuses I saw as a nurse, so please, if you ever put your butt in my face, and I hope you do, make it a butt cheek against my eyeballs, or maybe even your upper crack area, but no anus. (I just know someone is thinking about putting a "most beautiful anus" poll together or a "post your beautiful anus" thread, and it's making me cringe!) edited to add: Yes, I have a couple of anus stories, but I won't post them because I don't want to put myself through the trauma of writing them! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #57 December 22, 2005 Quote(I just know someone is thinking about putting a "most beautiful anus" poll together or a "post your beautiful anus" thread, and it's making me cringe!) Walt I hear that you can get threads like that locked by deviating heavily from the original intent of that thread. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #58 December 22, 2005 QuoteDon't be afraid lil boy it won't hurt you.... Bobbi Gawd--visions of anuses are going though my head just like those times when a song plays over and over again in your brain, and I can't make it stop! Make the anuses stop!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #59 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuote(I just know someone is thinking about putting a "most beautiful anus" poll together or a "post your beautiful anus" thread, and it's making me cringe!) Walt I hear that you can get threads like that locked by deviating heavily from the original intent of that thread. I will not think about anuses.... I will not think about anuses.... I will not think about anuses... .... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #60 December 22, 2005 Obviously you have never tried that maneuver. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #61 December 22, 2005 QuoteObviously you have never tried that maneuver. Bobbi [Walt takes deep breath and exhales slowly] I am putting my mind in a happy place.... ...a warm tropical island, a sweet smelling sea breeze, the beautiful crystal blue waters... ..and no anuses in sight... ANUSES!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I can't get them out of my mind!!!! This is going to be a weird day--I can sense it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #62 December 22, 2005 QuoteThis is going to be a weird day--I can sense it. Walt gets in his car to go to work...turns on the radio..... "A...SS...HO...LE" Oh no...it's the Dennis Leary "Asshole" song! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #63 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteThis is going to be a weird day--I can sense it. Walt gets in his car to go to work...turns on the radio..... "A...SS...HO...LE" Oh no...it's the Dennis Leary "Asshole" song! Very funny. Now I'm afraid to listen to the radio!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #64 December 22, 2005 Aw, c'mon, Walt... I know you're laughing over this!! I would say "laughing your ass off"...but, well..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #65 December 22, 2005 QuoteI would say "laughing your ass off"...but, well..... how about you leave the jokes to us comediens eh? you don't want to look even more stupid ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #66 December 22, 2005 QuoteAw, c'mon, Walt... I know you're laughing over this!! I would say "laughing your ass off"...but, well..... Ok, I'll grudgingly admit that was funny. A total groaner, but still funny. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #67 December 22, 2005 Quotehow about you leave the jokes to us comediens eh? you don't want to look even more stupid Now THAT is funny! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #68 December 22, 2005 When *you* become a comedian (outside of your own mind), I'll consider it!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #69 December 22, 2005 QuoteWhen *you* become a comedian (outside of your own mind), I'll consider it! pipe down lad, its for the best etc etc________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #70 December 22, 2005 Thank goodness for you in this discussion, Karenmeal We're floating in the same boat I'm definitely into a lot of various sexual funtasies, but something about it involving the bootie-hole just doesn't do it for me. Oh, and if "doggy style" as someone suggested involves the bootie-hole than apparently I've been doing it wrong all these years. I seriously can't believe I'm so fascinated with this discussion. Ha!, but I still definitely did not see or feel hair there. I could see the darker area, but frankly, I enjoy it being darker, like a little warning signal "DO NOT ENTER!" Ooo, just saw I'm the 69th post. Figure that must count for something in this threadPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #71 December 22, 2005 Quote"DO NOT ENTER!" Exit/exhaust only??Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #72 December 22, 2005 MOS DEF!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #73 December 22, 2005 QuoteQuote"DO NOT ENTER!" Exit/exhaust only?? or in your case, place to speak out of? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #74 December 22, 2005 This just reminded me of another reason I'm not into bootie-play (unless it involves spanking, which I'm always for) Just this time last year, at the Super Bowl, my boy-toy and his cousin were discussing a girl in town his cousin used to "do" whenever he was in town. He made the comment, "Yea, that girl definitely likes to take it in the ass." I definitely do not want to be that girl in that discussion They definitely skipped this part in personal health class. I remember the banana, the condom, the assignment to inspect my own Virginia, there was even a live example of putting the condom on the banana with only your mouth. But, definitely, no butt-bleaching mentioned.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #75 December 22, 2005 Stupid is as stupid does.....damn Pull Start. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
