skydiverjerry 0 #1 December 22, 2005 just a theory but A herd of skydivers can only move as fast as the slowest skydiver. And when the herd is skydiving, it is the slowest and weakest or dumbest that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest skydiver. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. conclusion that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Dumb or stupider skydivers are good for the sport. Its not an accident it’s the Darwin system at work. Actively help accidents along this will make skydiving safer for the survivors (if any) We should encourage dumb skydivers to do dumb things. Drink beer before you skydive it will make you smarter. feel free to move it now.life is a journey not to arrive at the grave in a pristine condition but to skid in sideways kicking and screaming, shouting "fuck me what a ride!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #2 December 22, 2005 QuoteDumb or stupider skydivers are good for the sport Is 'stupider' a word in the UK? I don't think it is in the US. Provided the context of this post, it would certainly be ironic if it's not a word in the UK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverjerry 0 #3 December 22, 2005 1. Adj. slang. A word So Commonly used in place of "more stupid" referring to someone stupide, as being more stupid also stupid could compare to retarded is."The phrase 'more stupid' takes more time to write out and is much Stupider then just writing 'Stupider'." describes me as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #4 December 22, 2005 I think I'm stupider for posting anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperCJ 0 #5 December 22, 2005 Reasons your post got removed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am posting this because a few people have gotten annoyed that their posts have been removed from this forum recently. I wanted to explain the things that may get your posts removed from this forum... Finally, this forum is to discuss ACTUAL INCIDENTS. It should not be used to discuss more general equipment issues, or the accuracy of the press, or the philosophy of risk, or training programs. Please take such discussions to the appropriate forums. Posts on such topics will either be moved or deleted without warning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RossDagley 0 #6 December 22, 2005 This should be in bonfire... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #7 December 22, 2005 Hey Look! Three Greenie Wannabe's! Talk to Sangrio if you want to moderate. I highly doubt you do though. It is much more work than you can imagine! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NelKel 0 #8 December 22, 2005 I like it! IT's gonna get moved though, this place is hollowed ground, I understand why the other are upset. That was funny_________________________________________ Someone dies, someone says how stupid, someone says it was avoidable, someone says how to avoid it, someone calls them an idiot, someone proposes rule chan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverjerry 0 #9 December 22, 2005 i know it should be moved but i was doodling and could not resist dark aspect of my warped and sick mind life is a journey not to arrive at the grave in a pristine condition but to skid in sideways kicking and screaming, shouting "fuck me what a ride!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #10 December 22, 2005 Cliff's buffalo theory is legendary: http://www.shortfamilyonline.com/jokes/submitted/cheers-buffalo-theory.php"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverjerry 0 #11 December 22, 2005 i found it on jokes.com then doodled with itlife is a journey not to arrive at the grave in a pristine condition but to skid in sideways kicking and screaming, shouting "fuck me what a ride!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 25 #12 December 22, 2005 Quote i know it should be moved ...then try not to waste our time deliberately please. Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
