complexity 0 #26 December 19, 2005 QuoteImagine opening up the bedroom door and there is your mom with her legs pinned back behind her head and theres dad just pounding away like a jackhammer...what do you do? I would probably vomit on the spot and then consider which suicide option would be the most painless. How about you? I did walk in on my parents and it was singularly one of the most traumatizing moments of my life. A big ICK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #27 December 19, 2005 I've never walked in on my parents.. But after they "fell in love" again when I was in highschool the head-board banging against the wall woke me up a couple times.. wasn't long before they got a new bed without a head-board. I thought that was considerate of them. My dad can't keep my hands off my mom, they act like highschoolers.. it's kinda weird sometimes, only because I feel like the third wheel, but mostly it's cute and funny. If I did walk in on them, I'd probably shrug and walk back out. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #28 December 19, 2005 The last time I saw my parents remotely happy together and affectionate with each other, I was 10 years old and didn't know what sex was. I'm the youngest of 4 and even now its hard to fathom them doing it even 4 times. In theory, I'd like to say rock on, but if I saw it??? In my house, that would have been a very rare occurrence anyway! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #29 December 19, 2005 Hhhmmm heres a thought have you ever wondered what your parents ' Cum Face ' looks like ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #30 December 19, 2005 QuoteHhhmmm heres a thought have you ever wondered what your parents ' Cum Face ' looks like ? alright, that's just nasty. double dog gross nasty. i'm flying my parents out for christmas in a couple of days. i won't be able to look at them w/ a straight face after this thread. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #31 December 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteHhhmmm heres a thought have you ever wondered what your parents ' Cum Face ' looks like ? alright, that's just nasty. double dog gross nasty. i'm flying my parents out for christmas in a couple of days. i won't be able to look at them w/ a straight face after this thread. What a bunch of big babies all y'all are. Seriously. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #32 December 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteHhhmmm heres a thought have you ever wondered what your parents ' Cum Face ' looks like ? alright, that's just nasty. double dog gross nasty. i'm flying my parents out for christmas in a couple of days. i won't be able to look at them w/ a straight face after this thread. What a bunch of big babies all y'all are. Seriously. ( )l( ) <----- know what that is? me moonin ya! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #33 December 19, 2005 Now? They're in their 70's now. I'd just be glad they're getting their exercise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morcyk 0 #34 December 19, 2005 happened to me when i was 4. always got in trouble for leaving my cup on the table when i went to bed and i remembered about 2-3 hrs later. went downstairs to get the cup and find mom and dad going at it in the living room... in front of the fireplace. freaked me out so much, i couldn't have sex for decade... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #35 December 19, 2005 Quote( )l( ) <----- know what that is? me moonin ya! My, what a big butt you have. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #36 December 19, 2005 Nope! Never saw my parents doin' it. Like some of the other folks here, it would depend on my age, if I did. My mom told me, years after the fact, she saw me and my girlfriend doin' it one time when I was home from college. I thought, they were asleep!!! After she told me, she just asked, matter of factly if, we had been practicing safe sex. I know, my face was about the color of a canned beet but, I said we had. I coulda' crawled under the rug at that point! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #37 December 19, 2005 QuoteQuote( )l( ) <----- know what that is? me moonin ya! My, what a big butt you have. yeah, life's been cruel... big butt, small dick. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 December 20, 2005 QuoteMy parents don't have sex and never did, at least I like to think so Sex is obtained by heredity. If your parents didn't have it, you won't have it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #39 December 20, 2005 you left out: quietly shut the door & forget about it & never mention it to anyone ever again. which I think would be the most common response. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
