Deuce 1 #1 December 15, 2005 It better be good. "The dog ate it" will only fly for K9 officers who have supervisors wanting to know where the defendant's testical went. Chain of custody and all that. So? What's your excuse!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 December 15, 2005 I got hit by a bus!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 December 15, 2005 "I hate everyone" seems to work fine for me. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 December 15, 2005 I was out of the country at the time... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #5 December 15, 2005 It's a medical condition. I got it from a french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 December 15, 2005 QuoteIt's a medical condition. I got it from a french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Dude, you DID Dr. Evil's MOM??? Whoa. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #7 December 15, 2005 You sounded believable at the time. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 December 15, 2005 I broke a nail. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #9 December 15, 2005 Somebody told me you were adequate with a camera. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 December 15, 2005 she was just laying there, and when I tripped all my clothes came off and I landed on her.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 December 15, 2005 The voices told me to clean my guns instead........ (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #12 December 15, 2005 it's the holidays, i'm stressed out CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 December 15, 2005 I have amnesia. What was the question? And who are you? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 December 15, 2005 Huh?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 December 15, 2005 QuoteI have amnesia. What was the question? And who are you? I am your master, you are my sex slave. Now undress and get on the bed. Cuz Im a dirty hippy. thats why.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #16 December 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's a medical condition. I got it from a french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Dude, you DID Dr. Evil's MOM??? Whoa. No, her twin sister. Their parents named them the same thing, so they only had to yell one name when it was time for dinner.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #17 December 15, 2005 I didn't MEAN to...fill in the blanks. I'm not feeling terribly creative at the moment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #18 December 15, 2005 it fell out the plane! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #19 December 15, 2005 QuoteSomebody told me you were adequate with a camera. Don I missed the count and keyed the funnel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #20 December 15, 2005 Some dill-hole named JP made me do it! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #21 December 15, 2005 It wasn't me! It was dark and the video is blurry! Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfitzge 0 #22 December 15, 2005 The penguins stole my sanity!#148 Sonic Scrat "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the eyes?" Woodpecker pulling out his pants pockets to the waitress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #23 December 15, 2005 They were dead when I got here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 December 15, 2005 because my dog pooped on it.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #25 December 15, 2005 didn't know she was a bleeder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
