kbordson 8 #51 December 16, 2005 Quote I swear I checked the genetic sequence first. It must have mutated or something. Damn those wild type mutations..... musta been them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #52 December 16, 2005 QuoteBack to the dog eating excuse. One of my guys at work called me a few weeks ago to request a new paycheck. His dog ate it. He brought in the left over pieces, it was hilarious!! I knew a guy whose dog was a terror when it came to eating stuff. He'd buy things with a credit card that had a guaranteed replacement program, but after a while they stopped believing "No, really, you don't understand, my dog DESTROYED it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #53 December 16, 2005 It can't be mine, I pulled out! I shoot blanks! My guys don't swim! I had a vasectomy! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #54 December 16, 2005 I got distracted and lost track of time.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #55 December 16, 2005 i can't work today... constipation has made me a walking time bomb I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #56 December 16, 2005 QuoteSo? What's your excuse!? I don't need one with you. I just bat my eye lashes at you and you turn to butterMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #57 December 16, 2005 ...what else do you expect from a German-Irish-Dutch-Cherokee?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #58 December 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt better be good. "The dog ate it" will only fly for K9 officers who have supervisors wanting to know where the defendant's testical went. Chain of custody and all that. So? What's your excuse!? SIR, there is no excuse SIR! Accountability and apology are no fun at all. oh but you sleep sooooo much better at night!! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #59 December 16, 2005 I'm out of medication. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
