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How many skydivers have you done?

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Bytch:
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may incriminate me.


Shotgun:
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I resemble that remark...



Whoa -- does that mean that Bytch did you?:D

Wendy W.
(who married a skydiver at one time, and therefore has done at least one)
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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(who married a skydiver at one time, and therefore has done at least one)


Is this not faulty logic? Being married to someone doesn't automatically mean you did that person...

Oh, and I didn't do Keely. While I like her a lot, she's just not my type. We're better as friends. :P

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Being married to someone doesn't automatically mean you did that person



Ah, but if a kid comes out of you, and he looks exactly like the guy you're married to, chances are you did it with him at least once B|

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Being married to someone doesn't automatically mean you did that person...


I am glad I am not married to you...:P If you are married to someone and never did them, that means that one of the two has to be a frigid iceberg.:)

"We see the world just the way we are...

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Is that how she got her job at Square1? And what was she doing?:ph34r:

runs from the fork:D

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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If you are married to someone and never did them, that means that one of the two has to be a frigid iceberg


Not necessarily. I know a couple who got married and never had sex. They got married mainly so he could stay in the US.

I'm not saying the marriage lasted. ;)

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one of the young "straight" military guys opened the door and walked in wearing nothing but a woody



LUCKY BASTARD!! Things like that never happen to me.

My done-a-diver count is 1, officially. The others were tandem students and they don't count. ;)

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

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This might be more fun than the other thread of similar name. Unfortunately, my answer is a big goose egg. But it's not for lack of trying.



Lo siento, no hablo ingles........:(No entiendo nada..
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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LUCKY BASTARD!!



Yeah, the worst part was I couldn't tell Anybody. He asked me not to tell, and I wouldn't have outed him anyway. He's been gone for a couple of years so I feel safe telling the story, but I still won't say who. Ahhhh the good ol' days :)
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Unfortunately, NONE. I did hook up with a tandem student once (didn't actually get it but VERY close), but that doesn't count anyway, not a bona fide skydiver. Any takers?? J/K!!! :P

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