Zenister 0 #51 November 16, 2005 A very Scary Solstice with classics like "I saw mommy kissing Yog-Sothoth", "I'm Dreaming of a Dead City" and "Do you Fear what I Fear?" ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #52 November 16, 2005 Best: The Kinks "Father Christmas" Worst: That fucking "grandma got runover, hit or fucked by a reindeer" song. That shit is just plain ignorant unless you're from Tennessee."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #53 November 16, 2005 279 songs now in the Boogie Child Music Holiday Library Everything from Rat Pack to South Park, and from Royal Philharmonic to RUN-DMC Including the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas as read by Boris Karloff. Two crosschecks reveal NO mention of the word Granmda (I won't even play the song for money, as it fills me with the desire to beat a redneck to a bloody paste with a burning yule log. ...And I don't need ANOTHER reason to feel that way.) If I DJ at The Farm Xmas Boogie it will not be heard.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #54 November 16, 2005 QuoteBruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Comin to Town Yep, thats a great one!!!!!! Bobbi Brenda Lee - Rockin Around the Christmas Tree Charles Brown - Merry Christmas Baby Chuck Berry - Run Run Rudolph Dean Martin - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Dean Martin - Let it Snow Dean Martin - Winter Wonderland Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong - Baby it's Cold Outside Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas Elvis Presley - Here Comes Santa Claus Porky Pig - Blue Christmas Frank Sinatra - Have Yourself a Merry... George Thorogood - Rock & Roll Christmas Harry Belafonte - Silent Night Thurl "Tony the Tiger" Ravenscroft - Youre a Mean One Mr. Grinch Jackson 5 - Santa Claus is Comin to Town Jimmy Durante - Frosty the Snowman Ray Charles - Please Come Home for Christmas The Pretenders - 2000 Miles Sammy Davis Jr. - Jingle Bells Kyle Broflofski - The Lonely Jew at Christmas The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping U2 - Baby Please Come Home Louis Armstrong - Zat You Santy Claus? Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis Freddie McGregor - Feliz Navidad Some of the finer Holiday fare the Americas have to offer. *Songs in bold face indicate Christmas music you can actually have SEX to **Songs in italics indicates that they just make me PISS myself And the original Feliz Navidad was by Jose Feliciano, but I like this version better. ....it's REGGAE PS If anyone knows where I can find Wayne Newton's Jingle Bell Hustle (not ROCK, HUSTLE) it's too perfectly cheesy not to have in my libraryA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #55 November 16, 2005 QuoteTwo crosschecks reveal NO mention of the word Granmda Yes, but what about Grandma? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #56 November 17, 2005 Her either. .....I've been typing a lot lately. .......bite me.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #57 November 17, 2005 QuoteBest: The Kinks "Father Christmas" That is certainly the best of the pop/rock Christmas songs. The Kinks are very underrated, unfortunately.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykittykat 0 #58 November 17, 2005 The Australian guy (name is on the tip of my tongue!) - the song goes "Hey, Santa Claus, where's me f*****g bike?...." Quite funny, but not for kids! Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Findus42 0 #59 November 17, 2005 LOL! That's good ol Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson! Seen him live in England, he's absolutely hilarious, but defo not for kids :-) Don't miss such classics as Mick, The Master Farter, Dick's On The Dole and of course that all time fave Stick That F***in' Phone, lol!Da Brit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #60 November 17, 2005 Simply, positively the worst is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney. Sir Paul should be shot for that one. My favorite is "O Holy Night", as long as it is sung well. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idlewild70 0 #61 November 17, 2005 Fairytale in New York by the Pogues-Fish Blue skies, Soft landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #62 November 17, 2005 QuoteSimply, positively the worst is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney. Sir Paul should be shot for that one. If he got away with that putrid "Freedom (You can find my new CD single at Wal-Mart on 9/12/01)" song, he can get away with anything. Quote My favorite is "O Holy Night", as long as it is sung well. Best rendition ever - Eric CartmanOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #63 November 17, 2005 QuoteMy favorite is "O Holy Night", as long as it is sung well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best rendition ever - Eric Cartman I shall look that up. I never heard that one. Thank you berry much. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #64 November 17, 2005 QuoteThank you berry much You are so gay, Muenkel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #65 November 17, 2005 QuoteYou are so gay, Muenkel. Not that there's anything wrong with that. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykittykat 0 #66 November 18, 2005 Yup, remembered his name this morning - late as ever! I saw him live in Tauranga, NZ and he rocked. The school kid one about wanting a smoko... Classic. Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #67 December 14, 2005 New candidate, may even be worse than Little Drummer Boy. Stevie Nicks version of "Silent Night". Misses the high notes, and she sounds like a goat.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #68 December 14, 2005 for a rock christmas song, 'takin' care of christmas' by bachman turner overdrive, as far as traditional, i have a boney m christmas album that is pretty good from end to end. since i avoid malls from mid november on, i'm usually not sick of carols by the time the holiday actually gets here, so i will play it on christmas day."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #69 December 14, 2005 Favorite ones: Holly Jolly christmas: burl Ives Merry christmas Darling: The Carpenters White christmas: Bing crosby Animal's rendition of the Little Drummer Boy (If I remember correctly, The muppets weren't able to finnish the skit intact) Sucky ones: Any christmas song by Celine Dion. She manages to put her patented "overdrama voice" in every song_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #70 December 14, 2005 I can't believe no one has mentioned the Paul McCartney song "...simply having a Wonderful Christmas Time!' Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #71 December 15, 2005 QuoteI can't believe no one has mentioned the Paul McCartney song "...simply having a Wonderful Christmas Time!' I did, but maybe it was in a different thread. BTW, I agree with Kallend on the Stevie Nicks version of 'Silent Night'. That one is really bad. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
