CrazyIvan 0 #51 March 14, 2003 "...Hey man, we are at almost 13,000 feet up in the air..UNDO YOUR SEATBELT"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #52 March 14, 2003 grab me here, then here , then here, after that pull! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flymysky 0 #53 March 14, 2003 In my log book for AFF #6 "Really nice box!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #54 March 14, 2003 "Yesterday, I was the last one out on a 10-way. I looked down and what a mess..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #55 March 14, 2003 after a crazy psycho pack I hear this one "I cant believe youjump that shit" its better to cock it before you lay down on it lay on it then squeeze all the air out of it dock on my leg then transition and Ill dock on yours packing this shit is (easier/harder) than it looks -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #56 March 14, 2003 Would you two ladies like to do a 3 way train, horny gorilla, or train?? Natural Born FlyerZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #57 March 14, 2003 "Do you want to back in on the bi-pole?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #58 March 14, 2003 just slid right in the hole! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #59 March 14, 2003 "Him(Her)...Him(Her)...Fuck Him(Her)..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flymysky 0 #60 March 14, 2003 "Can you show me how a pull out works?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #61 March 14, 2003 "How much did you pay for your FREEBAG?"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #62 March 15, 2003 I'll pack your chute anytime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #63 March 15, 2003 "From the moment i pulled out the pilot, i knew my opening was going to be a mess" er.... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #64 March 15, 2003 "I was head-up and she was head-down, we docked several times...it was beautiful"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirlpc 0 #65 March 16, 2003 When learning to pack.... "Keep the nose between your knees" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #66 March 16, 2003 ' just how many times were you going to try to get in?' ' just drop your shit over there-' ' grip here, but don't use any pressure' ' Frank'll pack ya....' Man, I laughed out loud at some of this stuff- and whuffos/first timers definitely get an ear full when they listen to our dirt divin' I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... he is giving me a reputation I do not deserve! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #67 March 16, 2003 'I look cool in my TIGHT suit'__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #68 March 23, 2003 Overheard Mustard at the coach course: "I have to get these two guys jumped before they go home". Context: two out-of-state coach candidates had to leave before Sunday afternoon to get back home and they wanted to get their two evaluation jumps in before they left. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #69 March 23, 2003 'What's your exit weight?'__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #70 December 12, 2005 Oldie but Goodie here's another "I like to cock the pilot as soon as I land" "Did a 3 way that started with a horny gorilla" "After fucking up exit, everything went to shit" Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #71 December 12, 2005 Man, you really dug that up from way back! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andre1 0 #72 December 12, 2005 My AFFI to me: If you see my tongue sticking out, put your legs down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #73 December 12, 2005 this thread is fucking hilarious! next time I teach a packing class I am going to make sure the whole instruction is riddled with sexual skydiving inuendos!! Hahah "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #74 December 12, 2005 Be careful when packing that sabre, or it'll be likely to slam your ass.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jshatzkin 0 #75 December 12, 2005 On the way to altitude in October, we were doing some pre-jumping video in the plane. It sounded like this: "We are getting ready to do an all female 3 way with Anna's husband video-ing" Jen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
