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RastaRicanAir

(Impossible Poll): America's WORST Living Actress

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F*ck. This was just impossible. But I felt it was expected, so it had to be done.
But first, MORE WRITE-IN RESTRICTIONS:

1) [B]NO TEEN IDOLS:[/B] No Britneys, No Hillarys(unless you think Hillary Swank is well overrated), And No Ashleys, Ashlees or Ashleiyghs, etc.
Not even a Dakota. In short, NO ONE who preceded their bad acting with a bad singing career or has appeared on the covers of both Teen People and Cosmo Girl. Allowing these Hollywood engineered poisonous cane toads into the poll will foul any semblance of scientific stability.

2) NO BAYWATCH BABES[/B]: No Pams. No Carmens. No Gena Lees. In short, no one who has ever sampled the man milk of any member of Motley Crue, or Scott Baio. No blow-up dolls turned movie stars. And no Madonna.

Good God! I had not fathomed until this moment how many putrid actresses were out there getting rich off of America's bad taste and worse self esteem.
So we must limit this survey to women who have attempted BOTH comedy and drama, and somehow made money at both, but who couldn't pull off a fake orgasm convincing enough for Ray Charles.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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I've never been very good at following rules... Paris Hilton!!!

Whatcha gonna do about it??? ;)
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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

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Is there really any question? Roseanne Barr
Honorable mention to Joan Cusack

Blues,
Dave




Rossane Barr is not an actress, she is a cartoon character with something resembling skin over the ink !
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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