yardhippie 0 #26 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. That's just mean! Besides, you ladies might accidently stick together. What fun is that? They might need a hippie to separate them! Oh, that would be just awful! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #27 December 6, 2005 Wear olive Oil. That will give you the edge. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #28 December 6, 2005 QuoteWear olive Oil. That will give you the edge. Yeah. you get that stuff all over you, ain't nobody gonna get a good grip on you... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #29 December 6, 2005 Quote What could I wear that would give me an edge? ...a smile and a thin film of sweat. ooops, was that my ouside voice again? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #30 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuote What could I wear that would give me an edge? ...a smile and a thin film of sweat. ooops, was that my ouside voice again? this is an edge over Kelly, not all straight men. although it may distract Kelly even! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #31 December 6, 2005 QuoteA couple of weeks ago I met Kelly, Yardhippie, Red Hot, and Jello Jay for mexican dinner before they went to a strip club. During dinner I get a call from the IT director of one of my facilities needing my help. While I'm talking to him, Kelly is sitting next to me on the phone with someone else trying to talk them in to coming to the strip club by screaming "NAKED BOOBIES NAKED BOOBIES!!" I had to slap and shush her! haha - Kelly was talking to me on the phone~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteA couple of weeks ago I met Kelly, Yardhippie, Red Hot, and Jello Jay for mexican dinner before they went to a strip club. During dinner I get a call from the IT director of one of my facilities needing my help. While I'm talking to him, Kelly is sitting next to me on the phone with someone else trying to talk them in to coming to the strip club by screaming "NAKED BOOBIES NAKED BOOBIES!!" I had to slap and shush her! haha - Kelly was talking to me on the phone So... did you hear the slap? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #33 December 6, 2005 QuoteMy co-worker speaking to my boss (the owner) and me: "OK, I'm going to answer the phone now. Can you guys hold off on the clitoral massage conversation?" Okay, woman. I'm dying of curiosity. Where's the transcript? rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #34 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteA couple of weeks ago I met Kelly, Yardhippie, Red Hot, and Jello Jay for mexican dinner before they went to a strip club. During dinner I get a call from the IT director of one of my facilities needing my help. While I'm talking to him, Kelly is sitting next to me on the phone with someone else trying to talk them in to coming to the strip club by screaming "NAKED BOOBIES NAKED BOOBIES!!" I had to slap and shush her! haha - Kelly was talking to me on the phone So... did you hear the slap? I couldn't hear over Kelly laughing~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #35 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy co-worker speaking to my boss (the owner) and me: "OK, I'm going to answer the phone now. Can you guys hold off on the clitoral massage conversation?" Okay, woman. I'm dying of curiosity. Where's the transcript? rl It's a long story about a rich a-hole, his wife's boob job and how a little technique can go a long way. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #36 December 6, 2005 QuoteMy co-worker speaking to my boss (the owner) and me: "OK, I'm going to answer the phone now. Can you guys hold off on the clitoral massage conversation?" The real question is - did your coworker want you to hold off because he/she thought the conversation was too racy for the person on the other end of the line or because he/she didn't want to miss the rest of the discussion?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #37 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy co-worker speaking to my boss (the owner) and me: "OK, I'm going to answer the phone now. Can you guys hold off on the clitoral massage conversation?" The real question is - did your coworker want you to hold off because he/she thought the conversation was too racy for the person on the other end of the line or because he/she didn't want to miss the rest of the discussion? from what Ive heard about that office, she didnt want to miss anything! Geeze where else in the corperate world does one loose an eyeball, grow and avacado tree, hate hippies, and never answer drunk dials! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #38 December 6, 2005 Quote from what Ive heard about that office, she didnt want to miss anything! Geeze where else in the corperate world does one loose an eyeball, grow and avacado tree, hate hippies, and never answer drunk dials! My avacado tree is huge now! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
