If girls with big boobs can work at Hooter's...

[TypicalFish 0]

...why can't a one-legged girl work at IHOP?

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Rebecca 0]

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...why can't a one-legged girl work at IHOP?

Boy, you ain't right.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[RhondaLea 4]

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...why can't a one-legged girl work at IHOP?

Don't you know it's Monday? No one can handle a joke this bad on Monday.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[GiaKrembs 0]

You made me giggle!


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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[airtwardo 7]

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...why can't a one-legged girl work at IHOP?

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YEAH!



...and why no Porn Stars at "Jack In The BOX"?????

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[nbblood 0]

Who says she can't?

Blues,
Nathan

If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute.

[lawrocket 3]

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...why can't a one-legged girl work at IHOP?

She can. In fact, here in town at the IHOP there is one. Eilleen is a nice gal, too.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Rebecca 0]

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...why can't a one-legged girl work at IHOP?

She can. In fact, here in town at the IHOP there is one. Eilleen is a nice gal, too.

Badum-bump-ching!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[beezyshaw 0]

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Eilleen is a nice gal, too.

Oh, so that's her name; she being oriental, I always thought she was saying "Irene"

[complexity 0]

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YEAH!



...and why no Porn Stars at "Jack In The BOX"?????

[BillyVance 34]

That was sooo bad it's too funny!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[ryoder 1,590]

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...and why no Porn Stars at "Jack In The BOX"?????

"IN-N-OUT Burger" pays better.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[GrendelKhan 0]

So does Der Weinerschnitzel

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