CSpenceFLY 1 #1 November 29, 2005 I found this on the home distillers web site.Thought I would share.I see a couple of these that go together. Alcohol Warnings A little humor off the net ... Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following Warning labels be placed immediately on all bottles. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers. Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://homedistiller.org This page last modified 07/02/2005 01:35:55 . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 November 29, 2005 All of the above, are... TRUE! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vpozzoli 0 #3 November 29, 2005 QuoteWarning: Consumption of extremely large quantities of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex Fixed one for you. Ciao. Vale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 November 29, 2005 Wraning: Consuming alcohol will induce an over-estimation of how much alcohol you are able to consume without making an ass out of yourself.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 November 29, 2005 Warning: Large amounts of alcohol may make you get down and funky with your girlfriends slightly more attractive cousin 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vpozzoli 0 #6 November 29, 2005 QuoteWarning: Large amounts of alcohol may make you get down and funky with your girlfriends slightly more attractive cousin What's wrong with that? Vale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 November 29, 2005 I'll tell ya when she finds out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #8 November 29, 2005 been there done that (except for the last one, thank goodness ) CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
druvaughn 0 #9 November 29, 2005 You hit the nail quite squarely on the head. Awesomely true and this whole thread is both very funny and, well, brings out some phenominal memories.- - "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 November 30, 2005 Warning: The quantity and quality of memories is inversely proportional to the amount of alcohol one consumes in the lifetime. (Exception: 1 particular person at one particular DZ excluded)My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #11 November 30, 2005 OH SHIIIITTTT !!! I'm screwed out of mem .. Oh wait . Wh. ??I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 November 30, 2005 Don, YOU are my beer-drinking hero...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #13 November 30, 2005 So you gonna get me that cape for x-mas ?? can't fly like a hero without one ya know !!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
