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...but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot.



So that explains all the cameras.:|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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...but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. (With or without cameras, depending on what turns you on.)



What's wrong with cameras?

rl



Better? ;)

Side note: There have definitely been a few instances in my past where (when?) I wished a camera was available! Especially in retrospect. lol

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...but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. (Sans cameras.)



Better? :|



What's wrong with cameras?

Stage fright. :|



Not supposed to be aiming for your face.

Even worse.



Wait, we aren't supposed to be aiming for your face? what's the fun in that?:(

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...but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. (Sans cameras.)



Better? :|



What's wrong with cameras?

Stage fright. :|



Not supposed to be aiming for your face.

Even worse.



Wait, we aren't supposed to be aiming for your face? what's the fun in that?:(



You can aim for the face, just not with the camera. Jeez.
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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...but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. (Sans cameras.)



Better? :|



What's wrong with cameras?

Stage fright. :|



Not supposed to be aiming for your face.

Even worse.



Wait, we aren't supposed to be aiming for your face? what's the fun in that?:(



You can aim for the face, just not with the camera. Jeez. Jizz works better....



Then how am I supposed to get the money shot? Cause you have to have the money shot...:P

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...but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. (Sans cameras.)



Better? :|



What's wrong with cameras?

Stage fright. :|



Not supposed to be aiming for your face.

Even worse.



Wait, we aren't supposed to be aiming for your face? what's the fun in that?:(



You can aim for the face, just not with the camera. Jeez. Jizz works better....



Then how am I supposed to get the money shot? Cause you have to have the money shot...:P



Anything below the nose is fine...how good's your aim?

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Got video?



I have video upon request. ;)



You're a bad, bad boy, and you need to be punished.

I hope LisaMarie ties you up and leaves you there. That's the video I want to see. :P
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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oh he is in BIG TROUBLE when he gets here.....



Whack him once for me, will ya? Just on general principles.

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BTW The sequel to Odd Thomas comes out the 29th of Nov



I can't wait. :)

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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No "up against the counter while making dinner" sex



up against the counter making dinner sex is quite meaningful...

wife... "honey, we're out of cream cheese... can you spare a little?"

husband... "sure... i'm game for some countertop rompin..."

wife... "thanks hon, you're swell... ing."

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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