Broken Promise

[beezyshaw 0]

Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Joel said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been the
size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor. "I really am..... I don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Joel replied.

edited to use better name

[BillyVance 34]

heard that one before! Er um.... I mean, I read that one before!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[beezyshaw 0]

OK, edited the original joke to change the name from Fred to Joel.

Somebody please tell me they "get it".

[Diversgodown 0]

Get what a swollen Penis is no laughing matter

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[skinnyshrek 0]

Please change the name to PEANUT

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[masterrig 1]

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OK, edited the original joke to change the name from Fred to Joel.

Somebody please tell me they "get it".

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You bet, I get it! I guess you heard about the Aggie? Who put crushed ice in his condom to keep the swelling down?


Chuck

[beezyshaw 0]

I was trying to be subtle, but for those who don't know, there's a certain skydiver named Joel who goes by the nickname Peanut !!

[Snowwhite 0]

And his wife is named Lucky...

hmmm

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[freeflir29 0]

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And his wife is named Lucky...

You people are ruthless. He brings it on himself though.

[luckky 0]

OK, edited the original joke to change the name from Fred to Joel.
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that is sooo funny...lets see i have certain pics of a certain TI with a certain naked male .
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lucky

[luckky 0]

And his wife is named Lucky...
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Thanks Beth,, ya didn't hafta drag me into this
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lucky

[beezyshaw 0]

watch it, lady

[peanut4040 0]

Thank yew sweetie,,, You go get dat mean old beezy shaw. He's a big meanie.

fight dirty baby, kick him in the shins,

Defend yer old mannnnn,,,

okay, okay,, quit laughing first, THEN defend my honor.

Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.

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[Snowwhite 0]

Yup, that's why we get along, cuz we ALL can laugh together (at Peanut)

Miss you guys!! When you coming up here to work again?

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[freeflir29 0]

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cuz we ALL can laugh together (at Peanut)

Don't forget the pointing too.

[peanut4040 0]

cuz we ALL can laugh together (at Peanut)

Shucks, and all this time, I thought you all were laughing WITH me... bawahahhahahaha

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[freeflir29 0]

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all this time, I thought you all were laughing WITH me

Some people MAY have picked up on the pointing. Remember that next time.

[peanut4040 0]

Chuckles,,, yall good olde boys better not point too much, or yew will be sitting next to a naked peanut again.

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

Peanut dear, we will both be at the christmas boogie, I suggest you pay mr sheep boy back by doing a nekkid jump and sit next to him lol

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[peanut4040 0]

Peanut dear, we will both be at the christmas boogie, I suggest you pay mr sheep boy back by doing a nekkid jump and sit next to him lol

Chuckles, by the time Christmas boogie rolls around it will be about 20 degrees at altitude, and I'll drive up and see the whole gang pointing.

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[skinnyshrek 0]

so u coming to the xmas boogie their peanut? Should be a good boogie loads of us are coming

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[goofyjumper 0]

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Thank yew sweetie,,, You go get dat mean old beezy shaw. He's a big meanie.

fight dirty baby, kick him in the shins,

Defend yer old mannnnn,,,

okay, okay,, quit laughing first, THEN defend my honor.

Aren't you the one who calls your old lady a bitch, and that she shouyld do most of the cleaning?
It's Ok though you gave me a blanket when I needed it

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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

[peanut4040 0]

Aren't you the one who calls your old lady a bitch, and that she shouyld do most of the cleaning?
It's Ok though you gave me a blanket when I needed it

Chuckles,,, yeppers,, she may be a bitch, but frankly, I dont call her a bitch, I call her MY bitch . hehehehe

Cleaning?? LLLL, Dat aint all she does-- WELL, I don't mean to brag on her, wit all these lazy skydiver women dat are out dar. BUT I don't have to start the walk behind mower to mow the acre and half yard either. She says its aerobic exercise, and that I need my elbow exercised. Course later at night, she confuses me because after she finishes mowing, she still thinks my elbow needs MORE exercise. Shucks, I don't care about the extra elbow exercise at night. She pays half the utilities, half the gas, and food.

IF I could just get her to iron my shirts, buy half the drugs and alchol, carry out the garbage, and fetch me an occasional hooker,,, I'd marry dat bitch Again.

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[luckky 0]

Cleaning?? LLLL, Dat aint all she does-- WELL, I don't mean to brag on her, wit all these lazy skydiver women dat are out dar. BUT I don't have to start the walk behind mower to mow the acre and half yard either. She says its aerobic exercise, and that I need my elbow exercised. Course later at night, she confuses me because after she finishes mowing, she still thinks my elbow needs MORE exercise. Shucks, I don't care about the extra elbow exercise at night. She pays half the utilities, half the gas, and food.
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i think i need a raise

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lucky

[peanut4040 0]

shrek,
We are going to try and make the christmas boogie at the farm. We can't promise nothing yet,,,,Trying to balance out the money, cause we are trying to hit your neighborhood in Zhills for that big party they have on New years eve. They have advertised that Johnny Gates is taking the blame for the fireworks display this year. I don't want to miss that.

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