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Hello! My name is Simon! I like to do drawerings! I'm having my bath now! Every day at five, a lady comes and bathes me! don't look at my bum! Don't look at my bum! I don't look at your bum, bum-looker! Cheeky monkey! Where was I? Oh, yes. I like to do drawerings! My Daddy works for a big American company - he's ever so nice! He travels all aorund the world, and he always takes me with him! Every day he goes to work, and every day I stay in the hotel and do drawerings! At night, he tucks me in and says, "Are you my little Simon?" And I say, "I am!" And then, in the morning, he says, "Are you still my little Simon?" And I say, "I still am!" And then he goes to work, and the cycle continues! So you see, I get to see a lot of him.. although, sometimes, I think he forgets he has a little boy. But still, he buys me any toy I want! Once, he bought me Action Man, which is like the British version of G.I. Joe, except that Action Man has to serve in Northern Ireland!

Well, it's itme to go, I'm starting to get prune hands! I can't do my drawerings when I've got prune hands! Pretty soon, Lumella, the lady who bathes me, is gonna come in and make sure I washed everywhere, especially my bits and pieces! Cheeky monkey! Alright, goodbye everybody, bye!

[ Simon finishes bathing, as scene dissolves to closing montage of Simon's drawings ]

Jingle: "Well, you know my name is Simon
and I like to do drawerings."
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What's up Simon?

:D


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Token bumps are about all Foggy can get. :P :D

Foggy is a brave guy.. know how you can tell? He offered to coach me when I had 20 jumps. Then he let me video him lin the ast year or two when I had 800 and I did'nt kill him either time. Although the temptation was there more on the later jump due to having heard all the bad jokes though out the last few years. :P

It was nice seeing you at Perris again Foggy.
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