I got nothing.

[swedishcelt 0]

I can't find something and I've been looking for it forever it seems. Where the hell did it go? Any ideas? I totally lost it. Help me out. Where did I put it?

[waltappel 1]

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I can't find something and I've been looking for it forever it seems. Where the hell did it go? Any ideas? I totally lost it. Help me out. Where did I put it?

You were really drunk and put it on the back part of the bottom shelf of your refridgerator instead of in the cabinet where it belongs.

Walt

[chaoskitty 0]

Your ex boyfriend stole it.

[skybytch 273]

No worries. It'll be right where you left it - in the last place you look.

Have you tried that space behind the toilet yet?

[waltappel 1]

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Your ex boyfriend stole it.

Hey!!! Not all of us ex-boyfriends are bad.

Shit! I just realized who I'm talkin' to. They know me around here. Nevermind.

Walt

[vamp 0]

Back left corner of the couch. No, not under the cushions. Under the couch itself. By the footie thingy.

You're welcome.

[swedishcelt 0]

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Your ex boyfriend stole it.

That was about 2 years ago. Nah... he's innocent on this one.

[chaoskitty 0]

One of my exes stole my air bake cookie sheet.. of all the stupid things... what a dumb butt.

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One of my exes stole my air bake cookie sheet.. of all the stupid things... what a dumb butt.

Aw c'mon. He needs something to clean his weed on!

Walt

[Lindsey 0]

"I think I lost it. Let me know if you come across it. Let me know if I let it fall on a back road somewhere. Money can't replace it. No memory can erase it. And I know I'm never gonna find another one to compare..."

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[jumpchikk 0]

My ex husband took all of the cookware and my great big crock pot... like he has ever done one day of baking or cooking in his life.

I tell people I lost it in the divorce and they laugh. They think I'm kidding. The sad part is, I'm not.

[mcneill79 0]

Are you searching for your bejesus too?

[swedishcelt 0]

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Are you searching for your bejesus too?

Hell no, that's been gone for years!!!

[Frenchy68 0]

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Are you searching for your bejesus too?

Hell no, that's been gone for years!!!

It's been that long, uh?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[swedishcelt 0]

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Are you searching for your bejesus too?

Hell no, that's been gone for years!!!

It's been that long, uh?

Not quite sure I ever had one!

[PsychoBob 0]

Your thingymajig is right there beside that doohickything that is under your whatchamacallit inside of the somethingornother.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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[Frenchy68 0]

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Are you searching for your bejesus too?

Hell no, that's been gone for years!!!

It's been that long, uh?

Not quite sure I ever had one!

Somehow, I find that hard to believe...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[swedishcelt 0]

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Your thingymajig is right there beside that doohickything that is under your whatchamacallit inside of the somethingornother.

Seriously now, I looked there first!!!!

[cocheese 0]

The batteries rolled under your car seat and your toy is in your overnight bag.

[swedishcelt 0]

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Are you searching for your bejesus too?

Hell no, that's been gone for years!!!

[happythoughts 0]

Coming back through Bloomington airport security, they opened everyones bag and did the swipe thingy. I had 3 inflatable alligators, still in the packages, on top of my clothes.

The (quite nosy) lady behind me asked what I had those for. "... they're spares"

[Ashtanga 0]

Did you lose your virginity? Dammit, you were supposed to wait for me!

[Beverly 1]

The cat was playing with it. Look under the couch.

I think true friendship is under-rated

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[swedishcelt 0]

I found it. The cat WAS playing with it and it rolled under the chair!!! Right on girl!!!!!

[Ashtanga 0]

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I found it. The cat WAS playing with it and it rolled under the chair!!! Right on girl!!!!!

The cat was playing with your virginity? Sounds kinky.