kallend 2,032 #1 November 9, 2005 www.mackeprang.com/duck/... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #2 November 9, 2005 Or is he a quack? _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 November 9, 2005 I don't know, but JackC's recipe sounds interesting... and Bill will probably enjoy this part of it: "Place ginger in cavity, clingfilm and leave overnight." I don't think he'll like being quartered and deep fried though. Hmm, but I guess that doesn't help to answer the "man or duck" question, sorry... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newbie 0 #4 November 9, 2005 Quote www.mackeprang.com/duck/ If i may, could i simply ask, what in the doo lally are you talking about? "Skydiving is a door" Happythoughts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #5 November 9, 2005 Have a look in SC... The "NOT christian" discussion. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #6 November 9, 2005 QuoteHave a look in SC... The "NOT christian" discussion. Specifically, starting with this post: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1915597#1915597 _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #7 November 9, 2005 If he weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 November 9, 2005 He's a wood duck? Bill's a DECOY??? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #9 November 9, 2005 QuoteIf he weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood. He's a witch....Burn him!!!!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 November 9, 2005 QuoteBill's a DECOY??? Then where's the real Bill?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #11 November 9, 2005 Would that make wingnut his pimp?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #12 November 9, 2005 Two questions: 1 - Does he walk like a duck? 2 - Does he quack like a duck? you figure out the rest ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thepollster 0 #13 November 9, 2005 When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #14 November 9, 2005 QuoteWould that make wingnut his pimp? NOOOOOOOOOOO.... please, for the love of all that is good, please don't incite him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,032 #15 November 9, 2005 QuoteWhen he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Isn't that a "particle man" property?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #16 November 9, 2005 QuoteWhen he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows!!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #17 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhen he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows!! Exactly. This is clearly a controversial matter. Keep your minds open people.HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #18 November 9, 2005 There is also another site that seems to confirm that Bill von Novak is indeed a duck. Clicky Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #19 November 9, 2005 QuoteThere is also another site that seems to confirm that Bill von Novak is indeed a duck. Clicky Notice how they link to each other. There is clearly a well organized organization behind bringning this to the light. So far I have not seen a single site claiming he is not a duck... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,461 #20 November 9, 2005 No, Bill is the real thing. However, you should note that his name is very suggestive of duckness; it contains both "Bill" (which ducks have) and "ak" (which duck say). If you add up the numbers in his name it's 149; the letters in MallardDuck (a common duck type) are 100, which is suspiciously close. And the quilt in his house is probably goose feathers, not duck feathers. What other conclusion would one come to? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #21 November 9, 2005 QuoteNo, Bill is the real thing. However, you should note that his name is very suggestive of duckness; it contains both "Bill" (which ducks have) and "ak" (which duck say). If you add up the numbers in his name it's 149; the letters in MallardDuck (a common duck type) are 100, which is suspiciously close. And the quilt in his house is probably goose feathers, not duck feathers. What other conclusion would one come to? Wendy W. Added HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #22 November 9, 2005 I think billvon must be a rubber duck. I imagine he's the one who could make bath time lots of fun. _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 November 9, 2005 QuoteI think billvon must be a rubber duck. I imagine he's the one who could make bath time lots of fun. _Pm Kinda like [url "http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/sale/DS000245"]this[/URL] one? (probably nsfw) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #24 November 9, 2005 QuoteKinda like [url "http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/sale/DS000245"]this[/URL] one? (probably nsfw) Exactly! _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #25 November 9, 2005 Yes, a rubber duck seems more fitting... He sort of looks like one in this picture: (Oh, and someone might want to show him how to hook his canopy up right.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
