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it's not an axe or a mattock, it's an adze



It's not an axe, a mattox or an adaze. Every self respect'n PIMP knows thats a HO!:D Personally,I think the story behind that wound is BS.
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"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache." :o:D:SB|

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I hate news reporters they need to get thier facts straight. It was allread said, but I'll say it again It was an ADZE. Also he wasn't impaled that is something totally different. However a correct statement would be, "He had an adze imbeded in his forehead."
I wonder if you take motrim for that?
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anyone know where i can find that story? link?



It came via email... no story links... I tried Snopes, but a few word searches came up empty. If anybody has time to kill, lets see if we can find where the story really came from or if it's bullshit... :P
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Jones is right, its an Adze.
Taken from Encyclopedia.com:

adze
Related: Technology

tool similar in purpose and use to an axe but with the cutting edge at right angles to the handle rather than aligned with it.

Thats that bit at least out the way. ANyone found out if its bullshit yet ?

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daaaaaamn

thats one lucky fucker!!.............B|



WHY do people always say that??? There is no way in hell that I would consider an axe to the face "lucky". If he had been lucky, he would have never been caught by his wife. If he had been really lucky, he would have won the lottery. If what happened to him was luck, then I hope I never have any.
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WHY do people always say that??? There is no way in hell that I would consider an axe to the face "lucky". If he had been lucky, he would have never been caught by his wife. If he had been really lucky, he would have won the lottery. If what happened to him was luck, then I hope I never have any.



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Wow. She really gave it her awl.



:D:D:D:D

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