Thanatos340 1 #1 November 3, 2005 OK.... How the hell do you do it?? Once you have become addicted to DZ.com.. How do you get away?? I sit at a Desk all day with very little to do (other than like work and stuff.. which I really have no desire to do anyway).. So I find myself Post Whoring and reading the forums all day. I try to get away.. Do something different.. Go play somewhere else. It just doesn’t work. 5 minutes later.. I am back in the Bonfire catching up on what I missed while I was away. How can you waste away your day at your desk WITHOUT coming here to see who is screaming for Attention at the moment (OK.. So I guess that would be me at the moment!!) and who is telling them how Hot/Cute/Cool/Sweet/Funny they are? Help me escape.. Please!! How else can I waste time at work? Oh and Am I Hot, Cute, Cool, Sweet and/or Funny?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #2 November 3, 2005 It's easy....just find another board to whore yourself out at for awhile Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 November 3, 2005 seratonin replacement therapy should cure any compulsive behaviors. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #4 November 3, 2005 Become someone's sex slave...*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleBadger 0 #5 November 3, 2005 wait until you get sacked from your desk job for not doing all that work - because of being on DZ.com, then you'll not be sat at a desk all day and be free to enjoy life otherwise you could PM HH and see if he'd be willing to shut down the site for a couple of hours during your work day so that you can get all your work done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 November 3, 2005 Just say the word and I'll be happy to ban you. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 November 3, 2005 If it's that bad, delete all internet explorer and other related internet programs from your computer. Or do some real work for a change... Me, I'm home all the time so I got nothing to do but PW all day..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 November 3, 2005 Quotewait until you get sacked from your desk job for not doing all that work Yea.. I tried threatning to Fire myself already.. I didnt beleive me. Quoteso that you can get all your work done Thats not really the problem. I dont want to do the work. Just find some other ways to waste time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #9 November 3, 2005 QuoteOh and Am I Hot, Cute, Cool, Sweet and/or Funny?? All of the above If you find out how to get away let me know, b/c I can't figure it out either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 3, 2005 QuoteJust say the word and I'll be happy to ban you. There you go! That'll work! He'll still be able to lurk though..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 November 3, 2005 QuoteJust say the word and I'll be happy to ban you. Yea.. But that wouldnt stop me from Pulling a Spence. Even the IP block wouldnt work so well. I would just be tempted to Grab another IP block. Naaaa. I dont think Banning is the Answer. But thanks for the offer. It was very nice of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 November 3, 2005 You're asking US???? LMAO! I dont think its an addiction. I think that you, like me, are a multi-tasker. I can't do fewer than three things at once. Right now, I'm posting to you, building advanced security profiles, and eating a yogurt. If I turn off DZ.com, I have to re-partition my brain. But sometimes I do get sick of all of the "pay attention to me" bs on here and just ignore it. But it never actually goes away.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #13 November 3, 2005 QuoteYou're asking US???? LMAO! I dont think its an addiction. I think that you, like me, are a multi-tasker. I can't do fewer than three things at once. Right now, I'm posting to you, building advanced security profiles, and eating a yogurt. If I turn off DZ.com, I have to re-partition my brain. But sometimes I do get sick of all of the "pay attention to me" bs on here and just ignore it. But it never actually goes away..Pay attention to me damn it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 November 3, 2005 QuoteYou're asking US???? LMAO! I dont think its an addiction. I think that you, like me, are a multi-tasker. I can't do fewer than three things at once. Right now, I'm posting to you, building advanced security profiles, and eating a yogurt. If I turn off DZ.com, I have to re-partition my brain. But sometimes I do get sick of all of the "pay attention to me" bs on here and just ignore it. But it never actually goes away.. I got plent done yesterday, even though i didnt post much, I kept up with the current stuff. Ive been in meetings all morning, so I have to get caught up now!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #15 November 3, 2005 Do you think there needs to be a DZ.com Anonymous with 12 Steps? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #16 November 3, 2005 QuoteHelp me escape.. Please!! __________________________________________________ Will power....my friend."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #17 November 3, 2005 QuotePay attention to me damn it Huh? Did you say something? luv ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuotePay attention to me damn it Huh? Did you say something? luv ya! Did you hear something?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotePay attention to me damn it Huh? Did you say something? luv ya! Did you hear something? I don't hear a damn thing... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #20 November 3, 2005 I am enjoyin being a post whore while I can because once I start my new job I will be too busy......----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 November 3, 2005 Been there, done that. Now to find a job without internet access. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #22 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotePay attention to me damn it Huh? Did you say something? luv ya! Did you hear something? I don't hear a damn thing... Yes you do - FAKER! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #23 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuote But sometimes I do get sick of all of the "pay attention to me" bs on here and just ignore it. But it never actually goes away..Pay attention to me damn it Attention WHOORE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #24 November 3, 2005 All you have to do is go find someone who is being an ass and call them a stupid fucker. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #25 November 3, 2005 QuoteOnce you have become addicted to DZ.com.. How do you get away?? The only way that works for me is physical separation from the computer. Did y'all miss me the last two days? QuoteOh and Am I Hot, Cute, Cool, Sweet and/or Funny?? Uh, yeah. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
