If I won a disgusting amount of money in the lottery, my dropzone would have:
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Harksaw, in The Bonfire
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Perfectly Manicured Grass in from of the Hangar
A Nice New Bunk House.
Plenty of room for Camping.
A Porter, a Caravan, Grand Caravan and a 185 for slow days.
A Poker Game everynight.
Lots of Easy Women..
Wait.. I already Jump at The Farm. Nevermind.
and they would move some of the trees, its only a matter of time before you guys are bringing me out of one, either because I land in it, or because I climb it at night
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
THE FARM ???
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
BillyVance 34
QuoteThe Kitties (Chaos & Porn) and The Hotties (Jumpchikk & MissG8tordvr) would each have their own suites.
I would have a full blown executive kitchen for Scott and Tami Carbone.
A fully stocked Rodriquez Brothers Bar with a live Mariachi Band.
My CASA's would have lazy Boy recliners so we could enjoy the ride to altitude while a Hooter chick served hot wings.
And I would retain Julia (SDA) and Blythe (The Farm) as my personal packers/massage therapists and totally cool jump buddies.
I'm going to buy a friggin lotto ticket right now!
You need a pole on that Casa...
Remster 30
QuoteWhat the hell??? AN-701? I can't find any info on this thing...jet-powered shoulder-winged jumpship???
Its actually a AN 72. They are really, really, really fun to jump! I mean.. its a jet, and has a huge tailgate... what the fuck more do you want?
More skydive pics with the AN72:
http://www.espace-boogie.com/2004/france/willy.html
http://www.espace-boogie.com/2003/planche2.html
http://www.espace-boogie.com/2000/planche1.html
BillyVance 34
QuoteQuoteThe Kitties (Chaos & Porn) and The Hotties (Jumpchikk & MissG8tordvr) would each have their own suites.
I would have a full blown executive kitchen for Scott and Tami Carbone.
A fully stocked Rodriquez Brothers Bar with a live Mariachi Band.
My CASA's would have lazy Boy recliners so we could enjoy the ride to altitude while a Hooter chick served hot wings.
And I would retain Julia (SDA) and Blythe (The Farm) as my personal packers/massage therapists and totally cool jump buddies.
I'm going to buy a friggin lotto ticket right now!
You need a pole on that Casa...
Hell Yeah!!
By the way, I've been seeing trailers on TV for the Faith and Hope show that's supposed to air this Friday, check your TV guides... those girls installed a dance pole in the bedroom or something... it should be a hoot to watch!
Mike111 0
Higher alti than 11k for sure!!
Free rig hire!!!
erm weather controller
But hey - what weve got is wicked at the Dz, so this aint complianing at all!!!
wingnut 0
then maybe i'd open a dropzone....
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BillyVance 34
Quotei'm still keen on kelel01's idea of getting a RV ( the big half a million dolar ones) and taking friends around the country for a year visiting diffrent dz's and partying along the way and seeing the sights..... i mean how could would it be to drive up with 10-20 or your friends hang out make some skydives and see the northern lights in alaska, and then drive down the california coast, across the southern us and then repeat hitting the middle states and then the norhtern ones...
Yeah and produce a reality TV show for MTV or something of the adventure!
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BillyVance 34
QuoteThe RoamingDZ would have it's own Super Casa so we could throw all of our stuff in and go jump where ever we wanted.
Fixed it for ya!
Compliments like that only encourage the incorrigible.
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