BillyVance 34 #1 October 25, 2005 Post your captions for this picture! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 October 25, 2005 QuotePost your captions for this picture! __________________________________ MAMA!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #3 October 25, 2005 New BA "clean air" propulsion system takes inaugural flight. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 October 25, 2005 In honor of the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, British Airways is transporting commemorative statuary destined for installation in Trafalgar Square. Enthusiastic fans mob the airplane as it arrives. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #5 October 25, 2005 They had begged him to stay. During his short stay, they had become quite attached to him, attracted to his size and cool demeanor. He was tall and handsome, strong and slick. Why just yesterday they had voted unanimously that he should be their new leader. Alas, he had to depart. He would journey across the pond. They followed him as best they could to send him off proper. Sneaking kisses in where they could. As quickly as he had appeared in their small corner of the world, he was gone. Leaving in the air behind him, no more then a disturbance... and a great many of their guts and feathers. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 October 25, 2005 Gulliver's Travels...AIRBORNE style! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #7 October 25, 2005 "You can always tell when the Brits are showing up as their lack of dental care usually attracts the largest flies." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #8 October 25, 2005 Captain...I think we have fleas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #9 October 25, 2005 Let's pic on the new guy he's really funny looking ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 25, 2005 Quote"You can always tell when the Brits are showing up as their lack of dental care usually attracts the largest flies." That one there just might be the winner! Come on, keep 'em coming! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #11 October 25, 2005 The sequel to Alfred Hitchcocks movie The Birds has begun filming in the skies over London's Heathrow Airport. The new movie is called "The Birds II Man was NOT meant to fly". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 October 25, 2005 And the british figured they would stealthily ship last weeks uneaten fish and chips to another country until their plan was foiled by seagulls! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #13 October 25, 2005 The new stealth technology they bought was not what the Iraqi's thought it would be. orrrrrrr After much planning the new surface to air missle defense system finally was incorporated into commercial flights.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #14 October 25, 2005 LOL that is hilarious!!! erm - can't think of one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 October 25, 2005 Oh and here comes Paris Hilton's flight now!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #16 October 25, 2005 "THE BIRDS" .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 October 25, 2005 QuoteOh and here comes Paris Hilton's flight now! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #18 October 25, 2005 Hey...you slackers at the back...your end's drooping, flap harder!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mightydog 0 #19 October 25, 2005 Damn! Where is the base? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 October 25, 2005 British Airways launch their P.Y.O (pick you own) in flight Menu plan. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #21 October 25, 2005 "British Airways 374 - JFK Tower, Do you have any fruit or fish to declare?" I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #22 October 25, 2005 "In a surprise departure from their ordinarily austere in-flight meals program, BOAC announced that fresh squab will be introduced on select flights." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #23 October 25, 2005 A BA airship lends its service to a flock of African Swallows on the launch of the "Migratory Coconuts For Peace" campaign. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #24 October 25, 2005 "Bird Flu""Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 October 25, 2005 Scientists announced today that through the use of recombinant DNA technology that they have succesfully bred a half bird/half mammal species of animal. In this image they are seen committing mass suicide. "In hindsight, I suppose we should have more carefully considered the choice of species that we used," said research scientist Joe Glutz. "The finches worked fine, but I the mass suicidal tendencies of the lemmings apparently remained." The new scientific name of the species is geospiza lagurus jonestownicus My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
