lightningbugirl 0 #1 October 25, 2005 Taking applications. Male or female may apply. Sexual preference not an issue. Just tell me what makes you a good candidate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #2 October 25, 2005 You'll have to do better than that. Most men, by nature don't want to be husbands. We need incentive. So tell us why we'd want to apply. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 October 25, 2005 Quote Taking applications. Male or female may apply. Sexual preference not an issue. Just tell me what makes you a good candidate. Too bad you didn't ask earlier, but I already commited to the Canuck this morning. You can be my mistress though. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 October 25, 2005 I want to make something 100% clear Quote to the Canuck this morning Not this Canuck. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 October 25, 2005 Quote I want to make something 100% clear Quote to the Canuck this morning Not this Canuck. Thats not what I heard She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #6 October 25, 2005 Quote Taking applications. Male or female may apply. Sexual preference not an issue. Just tell me what makes you a good candidate. dashing good looks, tornado in bed, hung like a shetland pony.... and i can give furniture an orgasm just by sitting on it.... when do i start?________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 October 25, 2005 Quote You'll have to do better than that. Most men, by nature don't want to be husbands. We need incentive. So tell us why we'd want to apply. What did i tell you about flirting with other women? Do i need to beat you again?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 October 25, 2005 Quote I want to make something 100% clear Quote to the Canuck this morning Not this Canuck. Good. I was seriously worried there for a moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #9 October 25, 2005 I'm a great cook. Nobody's losing weight at my place.Women only need apply.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #10 October 25, 2005 Quote Quote You'll have to do better than that. Most men, by nature don't want to be husbands. We need incentive. So tell us why we'd want to apply. What did i tell you about flirting with other women? Do i need to beat you again?! Yes dear, may I have another? Let me see those shoes first, baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #11 October 25, 2005 I could use a husband. Or cabana boy. Or something.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 October 25, 2005 Quote Yes dear, may I have another? Let me see those shoes first, baby. Oh sugar lips, i have sooo many awesome shoes. My latest thing is pink hiking boots. I can't beleive i found them, and the guys at work tease me about them. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #13 October 25, 2005 I've seen your pic. I'll gladly be your "something" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #14 October 25, 2005 oh drat....I forgot this was the thread i got in trouble in before posting that last. Will you forgive me if I tell you that you have nice shoes? oh yeah and....wanna fuck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #15 October 25, 2005 Quote I could use a husband. Or cabana boy. Or something....I thought you had a cabana boy and you were bringing him to our house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 October 25, 2005 Quote oh yeah and....wanna fuck? Duh... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 October 25, 2005 Quote Quote I could use a husband. Or cabana boy. Or something....I thought you had a cabana boy and you were bringing him to our house. Oh yeah. I get forgetful. See I haven't completely finsihed his application process. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greybeard 0 #18 October 26, 2005 When you youngsters grow up you will realize that there is much more to loving and living within a solid relationship than just the crude sexal context which permiates our selfish society today. You will learn to appeciate the soulfull committment required to bind two persons forever in blissfull monogomy. And you will be boared to tears. 'Wanna Fuck'? Just kidding. Get it while you can and enjoy, that's what it's there for. And, it is nice to share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #19 October 26, 2005 Quote When you youngsters grow up you will realize that there is much more to loving and living within a solid relationship than just the crude sexal context which permiates our selfish society today. You will learn to appeciate the soulfull committment required to bind two persons forever in blissfull monogomy. And you will be boared to tears. 'WANNA FUCK'? Is being boared like getting porked? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #20 October 26, 2005 Giggle. ROFL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #21 October 26, 2005 Looks like someone is warm and had some coffee... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Finn 0 #22 October 26, 2005 Is "Cabana Boy" a skilled trade or is it something that requires a specific degree? And just what are the duties of a "Cabana Boy"? If your father was a "Cabana Boy" are you pre-destined to become a "Cabana Boy"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 October 26, 2005 Quote Looks like someone is warm and had some coffee...Yes. My heater is fixed and my apartment is lovely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 October 26, 2005 Instead of a marriage license, how about just a learners permit ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #25 October 26, 2005 Hey lightningbugirl! Long time, no speak. I hope that you're doing well, my dear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
