jasonRose 0 #1 October 21, 2005 Some how I ended up on the no interest plan with my GF this last week. What is a sure fire way to soften her heart so she will give up the good stuff? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #2 October 21, 2005 If you have to ask that question you're doomed to a life of celibacy and/or singledom Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,548 #3 October 21, 2005 There's a thread in the women's forum right now about what someone can do to give his wife a really special evening. You could read it (I'd suggest that unless you're a woman with ideas for a really special evening, you not post to it) If you completely forget about the sex, and want to give her a really good evening, she's most likely to surprise you. Ya know, sometimes she's just not in the mood and it's not about you. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 October 21, 2005 Wasn't it just these instances that prompted you to let FlankSteak move in with ya? A built-in back-up plan! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 October 21, 2005 QuoteI ended up on the no interest plan with my GF If you go out and change anything at all now and/or buy her something or do something that you would not have otherwise done.. You have just reinforced the idea that she can control you by with-holding sex. Never Give in to that. It only goes down hill from there. Best solution: Trade her in on a newer model. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyflunky 0 #6 October 21, 2005 Hmmmm.... What if you were to at least PRETEND to be motivated by something other than sex??? It's novel, I know, but just think of it -- you could substitute your ( I guarantee) transparent as can be obsession/motivation for sex with one of the following: 1.) Your feelings of love/commitment for her 2.) Your genuine concern for her happiness and wellbeing (why is she so pissed?) 3.) Thoughtful consideration of her own sexual needs and desires, i.e; what does it take for her to feel validated and desired so that she actually *gasp* wants to have sex with you? Switch that one with your "what will it take for her to 'give up the goods'" and you might be in luck (or get lucky) this weekend. Just a few thoughts_______________________________________ Oh, and one more thing...Ninjas ARE way cooler than pirates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 October 21, 2005 Quote3.) Thoughtful consideration of her own sexual needs and desires, i.e; what does it take for her to feel validated and desired so that she actually *gasp* wants to have sex with you? That's a bigger gasp than you know. Why the fuck would anyone *want* to have sex with Jason??! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #8 October 21, 2005 WAAAAAAAAA, you should feel lucky and appreciate the fact that you have someone there to have sex with Remind her how much she means to you, and how much you love and appreciate her. Her sexual desire may or may not be directly related to you right now, however a women’s sexual desire relies heavily on their happiness... a lil smile goes a long way with us! Whatever you do, DON'T push the sex angle - it will only aggravate it more - to the point that should she give it up, it will only be to shut you up which can quickly kill future desire as well. Good luck! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #9 October 21, 2005 Ok, this is a long term goal, so listen up and do as I say!! Everyday Tell her she looks great If you don't see her, call her Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her. Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later Organise dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her. Candles are great Don't expect anything from her for a while. Give her a massage - No strings attached Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee Pick her a flower from the garden Tell her she looks nice Kiss her lots Feed the kids/animals You need to make it about her, without making it about sex. A woman needs to feel that you will be there for her. It is not about who owes whom - And guys please, the little things count as much as the big things. Big present/gesture does not equal lots of points. Once she has gotten over the suspicious (waht does he want from me?) stage, your relationship will be back to where it was in the beginning. I can promise that!! To summarise: Make her feel stunning Take home responsibilities away from her Make her feel sensual without you expecting anything The little things count - HUGE! Make it look like it is no effort to you at all. Good luck, let me know how it goes! I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #10 October 21, 2005 Very great post Beverly.... PERFECT!!! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #11 October 21, 2005 QuoteSome how I ended up on the no interest plan with my GF this last week. What is a sure fire way to soften her heart so she will give up the good stuff? for me, there is a direct positive correlation b/t me doing housework and the wife giving me some lovin. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 October 21, 2005 QuoteEveryday Tell her she looks great If you don't see her, call her Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her. Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later Organise dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her. Candles are great Don't expect anything from her for a while. Give her a massage - No strings attached Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee Pick her a flower from the garden Tell her she looks nice Kiss her lots Feed the kids/animals Dude, do NOT listen to her. Such things would set a horrible precedent! You think we all want to have to do all those things every day just to get layed (worse yet, with no expectation of getting layed!)? Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #13 October 21, 2005 QuoteDude, do NOT listen to her. Such things would set a horrible precedent! You think we all want to have to do all those things every day just to get layed (worse yet, with no expectation of getting layed!)? Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked! your hand is pretty caloused, isn't it. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 October 21, 2005 QuoteDude, do NOT listen to her. Such things would set a horrible precedent! You think we all want to have to do all those things every day just to get layed (worse yet, with no expectation of getting layed!)? Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked! Can I get an Amen from the Hallelujah Choir!! Preach it Brother Dave!! Get the message out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #15 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteEveryday Tell her she looks great If you don't see her, call her Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her. Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later Organise dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her. Candles are great Don't expect anything from her for a while. Give her a massage - No strings attached Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee Pick her a flower from the garden Tell her she looks nice Kiss her lots Feed the kids/animals Dude, do NOT listen to her. Such things would set a horrible precedent! You think we all want to have to do all those things every day just to get layed (worse yet, with no expectation of getting layed!)? Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked! Blues, Dave Whatever Dave ~ you can play that macho bullshit, but I know you better than that!!! HA! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #16 October 21, 2005 I've tried that, and got bugger all shite in return. I promised myself never to make that mistake again. jasonRose: Your needs are your needs. Fulfill at will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 October 21, 2005 Quote Tell her she looks great Damn Bitch.. You is Fine!! You must have a Keg in those pants.. Cause I sure would love to TAP dat Ass And other such compliments work well If you don't see her, call her It is best to do this at 3:00am after you have been out drinking with the Buddies!! It is very polite to let her know you are on your way over! Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her. Just make sure you use her correct name this time. Sometimes they dont understand how hard it is to keep separate. In fact it is safest to just call all women "Sugar" just to be on the safe side Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later an IOU is always a Good idea if you needed some extra cash for your night out drinkin. Lets her know that you are not a dead beat and you truly do mean to pay her back someday Organize dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her. Just pick up a few Krystal Burgers and chili dogs on the way home. That way you can jump in the Tub with her and make it a BUBBLE bath!! Candles are great Especially when you do that Wax thing on the nipples!! Don't expect anything from her for a while. Yea.. Make your own sammich and get her a beer while you are up. Brownie points are always a good thing Give her a massage - No strings attached But only if you both get to be Nekkid. Gotta be Fair now. Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee or just a Little tea baggin!! Pick her a flower from the garden and make sure to leave the Bees out side next time!! Tell her she looks nice We covered this back at the beginning!! Kiss her lots Where it Counts!! Feed the kids/animals Just remember the baby food goes in the Bowl and the Alpo goes in the dog dish... Not the other way around although I doubt either would notice the difference and if none of this works... Trade her in on a newer model!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #18 October 21, 2005 A comrade at arms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #19 October 21, 2005 QuoteOk, this is a long term goal, so listen up and do as I say!! Everyday Tell her she looks great If you don't see her, call her Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her. Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later Organise dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her. Candles are great Don't expect anything from her for a while. Give her a massage - No strings attached Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee Pick her a flower from the garden Tell her she looks nice Kiss her lots Feed the kids/animals You need to make it about her, without making it about sex. A woman needs to feel that you will be there for her. It is not about who owes whom - And guys please, the little things count as much as the big things. Big present/gesture does not equal lots of points. Once she has gotten over the suspicious (waht does he want from me?) stage, your relationship will be back to where it was in the beginning. I can promise that!! To summarise: Make her feel stunning Take home responsibilities away from her Make her feel sensual without you expecting anything The little things count - HUGE! Make it look like it is no effort to you at all. Good luck, let me know how it goes! Hmmmm.... Lets see, I tell her she is the most georgeous women every morning when we wake, I call her at least two times a day to tell her I love her and that I am thinking about her. I send her flowers for no reason at all. I give her a big hug and kiss when she gets home in the eve and ask about her day and listen when she needs to vent etc. etc. I don't think she is mad at me but something is bugging her and she doesn't want to talk about it. I just want to get her out of the funk she's in. Then into the sack of course, just to clarify I don't push the sex thing if she is not in the mood because that kind of sex suck!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #20 October 21, 2005 Get her drunk "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #21 October 21, 2005 I hope fireflytx doesn't read this, i have needed some new material. Classic! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #22 October 21, 2005 Now thats the kind of advice I have been looking for. Thanks man!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 October 21, 2005 Glad I could help!! Maybe one day I will start my own Jello-J Romance Advise (How to Git U Sum) Thread! I see lots of Men out there who would benefit from my Advise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vt1977 0 #24 October 21, 2005 Woo-hoo! Great post Beverly! Can we make it sticky?! Vicki Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #25 October 21, 2005 QuoteCandles are great Especially when you do that Wax thing on the nipples!!They make special candles for that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
