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She's eating four blocks from my house so I will meet her. 
Hmmm... maybe the beginning of December... I'll look into when I can make an appointment with the tattoo artistQuoteMore incentive to get your buttocks down to Santa Barbara
Hmmm... maybe the beginning of December... I'll look into when I can make an appointment with the tattoo artistQuoteMore incentive to get your buttocks down to Santa Barbara
Really?QuoteHmmm... maybe the beginning of December... I'll look into when I can make an appointment with the tattoo artist
QuoteQuoteHey who are you calling a dork?
It's a term of endearment. Rather low on my scale, though... you'll know you're really loved when I call you, "bitch."
Just ask Girlfalldown.
It's true. Names like asshole, cock-wart and fuckwad are particularly endearing as are bitch, cuntsickle, fucker and whore.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
QuoteQuoteEveryday
Tell her she looks great
If you don't see her, call her
Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her.
Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later
Organise dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her.
Candles are great
Don't expect anything from her for a while.
Give her a massage - No strings attached
Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee
Pick her a flower from the garden
Tell her she looks nice
Kiss her lots
Feed the kids/animals
Dude, do NOT listen to her. Such things would set a horrible precedent! You think we all want to have to do all those things every day just to get layed (worse yet, with no expectation of getting layed!)? Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked!
Blues,
Dave
Plus, if you did these things, you could never go back to the time prior. You would be setting yourself up for a life of doom. Don't go to the light...STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
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"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
Beverly 1
(Plus, if you did these things, you could never go back to the time prior. You would be setting yourself up for a life of doom. Don't go to the light...STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
Actually I quite like the light!
Why are you guys so petrified of showing a soft side? Got to be so manly and macho!
I don't get it, I just don't get it!!
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
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Actually I quite like the light!
Why are you guys so petrified of showing a soft side?
Because you women make fun when we do!
Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Actually I quite like the light!
Why are you guys so petrified of showing a soft side?
Because you women make fun when we do!
We don't make fun... we're just caught off gaurd and don't know how to respond/react.
edited to add: me personally, I am usually so happy that I giggle ~ which can be construed as making fun of, but it's really not!
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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.
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hey now be nice!
Hey...the door was left open, I had to walk through it. 
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
QuoteWhy are you guys so petrified of showing a soft side?
Hey!! I thought I PMed you a Pic of my Soft side!!
I prefer pics of the hard sideQuoteQuoteWhy are you guys so petrified of showing a soft side?
Hey!! I thought I PMed you a Pic of my Soft side!!
QuoteI prefer pics of the hard side
Those have to be earned!!
QuoteAdd me too, please! I love Gia & Beth and want to meet the Suds!
Dinner for four, then. And both you and Gia will be very surprised just how familiar a face I might be.
QuoteIt's true. Names like asshole, cock-wart and fuckwad are particularly endearing as are bitch, cuntsickle, fucker and whore.
And folks, please do keep in mind the distinct difference between, "Cuntsickle," and "Cuntsicle." Do your own math.
QuoteQuoteAdd me too, please! I love Gia & Beth and want to meet the Suds!
Dinner for four, then. And both you and Gia will be very surprised just how familiar a face I might be.
, racking brain feeling like a fool - damn I hate it when I can't remember someone. A lil hint? 
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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.
LOL they you arent very memorable if they dont remember you silly man....
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
More incentive to get your buttocks down to Santa Barbara
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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.
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