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Jumpergirl needs to know what felching is!!!

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Shows how much you know! I don't pack!!

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because you suck at it!!:P



What the hell would you know at 106 jumps?



i know how not to backslide for oneB|B|

How long has it been since you jumped?? Huh??
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well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me if i'm too busy saving the world>:(

you're just jealous cause i have a better ass than you, don't take it out on my skydiving!!

don't hate me cause i'm beautiful i can't help it























(But you know I still love you) :P:D:D:D:D


History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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I think once you branch out to felching, you're already thinking outside of "the box". :D



i was wonderin how long it would take for someone to catch that!!:P
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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I think once you branch out to felching, you're already thinking outside of "the box". :D



i was wonderin how long it would take for someone to catch that!!:P



Evidently "outside the box"...then back in! :D:D:D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I don't pack because I don't have to... beside, I don't like it. :P

You think you don't backslide, but how would you know? You don't have the experience to make that kind of decision for yourself.

You haven't been saving the world. You've been over there laying out naked to upset the helicopter pilots. You think they like it?????? :S

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I don't pack because I don't have to... beside, I don't like it.
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So you like paying guys at the DZ to pack your shit? How do they sleep at night knowing they get paid to do things like that:P


You haven't been saving the world. You've been over there laying out naked to upset the helicopter pilots. You think they like it??????



Why else would they keep circling over me, blocking out my sun??B|
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Mine was not gross! It was educational, and I used the proper medical terms. :D



LOL - Funny, I can't find bootie, cum, butthole, or hoo-ha in my medical dictionary. Must be an outdated version or something. Perhaps you should work as a consultant on a new revision for them. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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They are circling over you to protect the others who might be flying by. No one wants to see that thing. Put it away.
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Just for that I'm puttin my breakaway pants and the banana hammock on!!

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Ok . . .

*Inhale deeply . . . aaaaaaaaand exhale*

Felching is when the guy does the girl in the bootie, cums, then sucks the cum out of her butthole (with a straw or whatever) and spits it back into her hoo-ha.

Clear? :D

Just think what the newbies are thinking who just joined the site.This is going to lead to a flock of new people or people tyring something new tonight.

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there is no "wrong hole"



I've met plenty of women who would beg to differ on that. But forget them, how YOU doin'? :D

Blues,
Dave



Well Im not gonna hijack this thread, but if more people were open minded, they'd be really suprised by what they like, but felching, now that goes WAY to far!!!!:S

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OMG! I had to stop reading this thread so my boss wouldnt come in here and wonder what im up to.
Im not sposed to be using the computer for "personal" reasons, but hey. this aint personal.
so as I read I laughed, then I laughed some more.
My boss looks at me and says "whats so funny". I blow it off as "nothing" just a thought....
Im dying here...
I should go home and drink now. :S:D:D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Felching is when the guy does the girl in the bootie, cums, then sucks the cum out of her butthole (with a straw or whatever) and spits it back into her hoo-ha.:D



Who the fuck would EVER want to do that?! :S I swear they have a term for everything nowadays...:S

Ok then, so somebody tell me what it's called when a guy puts his tongue in a girl's hoo-ha whilest she's suspended from a bouncy harness spinning around like a goddam top?? :ph34r: (<--I think that was in a movie once when we were visiting a sleazy hotel) -Now then I just know somebody is gonna actually have a name for that. :|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Ok then, so somebody tell me what it's called when a guy puts his tongue in a girl's hoo-ha whilest she's suspended from a bouncy harness spinning around like a goddam top?? (<--I think that was in a movie once when we were visiting a sleazy hotel) -Now then I just know somebody is gonna actually have a name for that.
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Well if you have another guy standing in front of her so her faces smacks against his ding dong everytime she spins around you could call it "playing tee-ball":P

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Ok then, so somebody tell me what it's called when a guy puts his tongue in a girl's hoo-ha whilest she's suspended from a bouncy harness spinning around like a goddam top?? (<--I think that was in a movie once when we were visiting a sleazy hotel) -Now then I just know somebody is gonna actually have a name for that.

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Well if you have another guy standing in front of her so her faces smacks against his ding dong everytime she spins around you could call it "playing tee-ball":P



:o:o:o:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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