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Fluegenhagendaazganectegazoink? HA! and you people had me thinking that getting a lil sqirt of pee in the face during oral was bad!![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
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Honey...I'll remind you.
No you won't!!!!
Would you like to bet on that one, young one?
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
billvon 2,991
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>environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to waste . . .
And if you're a catholic, it means you're not going to hell. Remember -
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God will make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Let the pagans spill theirs
On mountain, hill and plain
God will strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain
And if you're a catholic, it means you're not going to hell. Remember -
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God will make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Let the pagans spill theirs
On mountain, hill and plain
God will strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain
QuoteQuoteAnd once again my sexual education is furthered by dz.com.
HMMM and how high was your Purity number???
I could always further your education and lower those numers by a few points.."Dixie"
I´m 71% pure
. I´ve always had a thing for tall women... 
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
Ok i'm telling you right now, battalion commanders don't appreciate my breakaway pants nearly as much as my peers do, and my battalion commander comes to visit in 3 hours, lets see what happens shall we
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
Ncrowe 0
I'm not sure my question was ever answered, so does vomit count ? .....
"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "
"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "
mfnren 2
How about Chili Doggin'??
How about Chili Doggin'??
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you're a sick sick man!!! how could you even think about chili when its this hot outsideHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
mfnren 2
QuoteWhile I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me...
how about chili doggin???
It's still cold up in the mountains, I'm just coming out of hibernation.
I still want to know what chili dogging is and it's time for this thread to make a brief comeback.
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
Sorry I don't know what chilling dogging is but I am trying to turn the "safe word" thread into a felching thread.
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
mnealtx 0
QuoteI still want to know what chili dogging is and it's time for this thread to make a brief comeback.
From the ever popular Dictionary of Sex Terms thread...
QuoteThe Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
Elisha 1
You can probably find out any type of slang or colloquialisms (no matter how gross) here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Probably the PG13 version - no pics.
(My Lord; why oh why did I even bother with this thread.)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Probably the PG13 version - no pics.
(My Lord; why oh why did I even bother with this thread.)
QuoteFrom the ever popular Dictionary of Sex Terms thread...
QuoteThe Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Good god man, I could have gone all night without hearing that one!
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)
(drink Mountain Dew)
mnealtx 0
Yeah, me too.... wish I hadn't remembered that thread...
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felch
this site is great for all your vocabulary needs
Felch on!!!!!
this site is great for all your vocabulary needs
Felch on!!!!!
Pia 0
OH MY GOD!! Im blushing! WTF!!!! Im even more shocked that such a thing has a name! Hahahahaha!
**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**
jumper03 0
Now that is just hilarious, kudos to the guys that put that site up.
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."
You have all made me so proud
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